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Meridian |
Meridian replied February 7, 2009 7:42 PM
A patient says, "Doctor, last night I made a Freudian slip. I was having dinner with my mother-in-law and wanted to say: 'Could you please pass the butter?' But instead I said: 'You silly cow, you have completely ruined my life."
highlandcitygirl replied February 7, 2009 8:01 PM LOL!!!! that weren't no slip!!
Deleted User 12427 replied February 7, 2009 8:24 PM I think you need the binky in your mouth instead of the dogs!!!! LOL
Meridian replied February 7, 2009 8:46 PM Grover shares. |
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dj7110 replied February 8, 2009 12:08 AM
A mother is driving a little girl to her friends's house for a play date. "Mommy," the little girl asks, "How old are you?" "Honey,you are not supposed to ask a lady her age," the mother replied. "It's not polite." "OK",the little girl says, "How much do you weigh?" "Now really," the mother says,"those are personal questions and are none of your business," Undaunted, the little girl asks, "Why did you and Daddy get a divorce?" "That is enough questions, young lady, honestly!" The exasperated mother walks away as the two freinds play. "My Mom won't tell me anything about her," the lttle girl says to her friend. "Well", says the friend,"all you need to do is look at her driver's license. It is like a report card, it has everything on it." Later that night the little girl says to her mother, "I know how old you are, you are 32." The mother is surprised and asks,"How did you find out?" The girl say's"I also know that you weigh 140 pounds." The mother is past surprised and shocked now. "How in heaven's name did you find that out?" "And," the little girl says triumphantly,"I know why you and daddy got a divorce." "Oh really?" the mother asks."Why?" "Because you got an F in sex."
Goddess replied February 8, 2009 12:21 AM LOL!!!
charliesky308 replied February 8, 2009 3:33 AM Last edited 9 months ago (comment removed by moderator)
John Crowley replied February 9, 2009 3:40 PM Hey, everyone, let's keep the humor clean. There are young people who also use this site.
Deleted User 12427 replied February 9, 2009 4:46 PM Last edited 9 months ago John: Thank you for your comment. I am not a child or a prude, but I do not appreciate reading the off color jokes. This is not the place for them.
roger replied February 9, 2009 5:06 PM Last edited 9 months ago ITS OLD BUT CLEAN HOW DO YOU KEEP A DIABETIC IN SUSPENSE
Richard157 replied February 9, 2009 7:02 PM You take away his/her meter??? |
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Richard157 replied February 9, 2009 5:09 PM
Last edited 9 months ago I decidede this is more inspirational than funny. i am going to put it in a different forum.
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Gabby |
Gabby replied February 9, 2009 7:18 PM
Here is a funny video on TURNIPS...now you know why you don't like adding them to your diet. Have fun
dj7110 replied February 9, 2009 7:43 PM Last edited 9 months ago LOL.. when your hungry enough n go to the garden, you'll eat whatever turnips.
Goddess replied February 9, 2009 7:51 PM LOL
Ginetteb replied February 13, 2009 2:27 AM Last edited 9 months ago That video is too funny. It is true that it is difficult to cut and it takes a long time to cook, however, mash them with carrots, butter, salt & pepper, and you have a great side dish. |
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Deleted User replied February 9, 2009 8:04 PM
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
highlandcitygirl replied February 9, 2009 9:52 PM lol!!!
Goddess replied February 9, 2009 10:04 PM LOL!!!
Deleted User 12427 replied February 9, 2009 10:05 PM Goddess: I am so glad you have continued this discussion. I enjoy it so much. THANK YOU!!!
highlandcitygirl replied February 9, 2009 10:09 PM who eats lead and spits out bullets? the answer' a sixty year old woman with a bad temper!
Deleted User 12427 replied February 9, 2009 10:10 PM I think that start at age 56, cause I'm doing that now!!! LOL
Goddess replied February 9, 2009 10:20 PM I'd say at age 48.Oh I forgot I don't have teeth those are my dentures.lol
Goddess replied February 9, 2009 10:20 PM I'd say at age 48.Oh I forgot I don't have teeth those are my dentures.lol
Goddess replied February 9, 2009 10:22 PM I'd say at age 48.Oh I forgot I don't have teeth those are my dentures.lol |
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Richard157 |
Richard157 replied February 9, 2009 11:03 PM
Well now, lettuce see what turnips.
highlandcitygirl replied February 9, 2009 11:31 PM i really liked these thanks!
Deleted User replied February 11, 2009 4:30 AM I think I'm sleeping on the wrong side of the L, LOL NO WONDER I'm always cold!! |
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Richard157 |
Richard157 replied February 11, 2009 4:02 PM
The Husband Store...
highlandcitygirl replied February 11, 2009 4:21 PM wow! so much for a mans point of view! hee! hee!
roshy replied February 11, 2009 8:33 PM ha ha ha!! wer re never happy until we have everything!!! lol!!
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Richard157 |
Richard157 replied February 12, 2009 9:17 PM
I thought you would want to know about this e-mail virus. Even the most advanced programs from Norton or McAfee cannot take care of this one.
highlandcitygirl replied February 12, 2009 9:19 PM i agree! what was that you just said?
Meridian replied February 12, 2009 10:09 PM Hey Richard,
Deleted User 12427 replied February 12, 2009 10:11 PM Your wife's husband should pay more attention to what he is doing!! Also, I would like to say, that your wife's husband should pay more attention to what he is doing!!!! |
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SkipT replied February 12, 2009 10:41 PM
A buddhist Monk walks up to a sidewalk ice cream vendor and buy an ice cream bar. He hands the vendor a 10 dollar bill.
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Meridian |
Meridian replied February 14, 2009 3:51 PM
Last edited 9 months ago HEADLINE:
Goddess replied February 14, 2009 4:18 PM LOL |
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Meridian |
Meridian replied February 14, 2009 9:10 PM
EXERCISE FOR PEOPLE OVER 50
Deleted User 12427 replied February 14, 2009 9:12 PM Last edited 9 months ago Thank you for the advice Mr. Potato Head!! LOL Sorry, it seemed appropriate....
highlandcitygirl replied February 14, 2009 11:22 PM oh wow! i didn't think i could do this excersize until i read the bottom line! the bags will be plenty thank you!
roger replied February 14, 2009 11:33 PM i prefer to do 12 oz curl's i to can do this one in each hand but you have to do this very fast or they get warm |
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Meridian |
Meridian replied February 17, 2009 8:02 PM
Tool Identification
roger replied February 18, 2009 12:44 AM i had to stop half way in to this and go and check if there was a camra in my shop right after i finished LMAO!!!
caragypsy replied February 20, 2009 3:23 AM Oh My I have the giggles
MeiMei replied February 26, 2009 5:18 PM LOL. Sounds like you have had a lot of experience with shop tools. |
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Meridian |
Meridian replied February 21, 2009 10:47 AM
Last edited 9 months ago Dear Diary:
highlandcitygirl replied February 21, 2009 4:15 PM LOL!! i really think this is the true story of how your feeling right about now!
dj7110 replied February 21, 2009 4:44 PM lol..this one was gr8..I can really relate to this here in northwestern Pa also. I always got more deer with my car,and we still haven't seen grass below the snow since begining of winter here yet. |
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Meridian |
Meridian replied February 21, 2009 11:01 AM
A new manager spends a week at his new office with the manager he is replacing. On the last day the departing manager tells him, "I have left three numbered envelopes in the desk drawer. Open an envelope if you encounter a crisis you can't solve."
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Meridian |
Meridian replied February 21, 2009 11:02 AM
A new client had just come in to see a famous lawyer.
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Meridian |
Meridian replied February 21, 2009 11:03 AM
A worker who was being paid by the week approached his employer and held up his last paycheck. "This is two hundred dollars less than we agreed on," he said.
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roshy |
roshy replied February 22, 2009 1:12 PM
One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asks about his bill and the barber replies, ‘I cannot accept money from you. I’m doing community service this week.’ The florist is pleased and leaves the
Meridian replied February 22, 2009 1:24 PM Good joke Roshy and sadly...so true. How was your Birthday Bash? |
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Richard157 |
Richard157 replied February 22, 2009 2:22 PM
A man was flying from Seattle to San Francisco. Unexpectedly, the plane stopped in Sacramento along the way. The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted to get off the aircraft, the plane would re-board in 50 minutes.
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roger |
roger replied February 22, 2009 3:54 PM
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Meridian |
Meridian replied February 23, 2009 1:01 PM
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Meridian |
Meridian replied February 23, 2009 1:01 PM
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Meridian |
Meridian replied February 23, 2009 1:02 PM
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Richard157 |
Richard157 replied February 23, 2009 2:54 PM
Walking 20 minutes can add to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $7000 per month.
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Meridian |
Meridian replied February 23, 2009 4:06 PM
Last edited 9 months ago In Memorium
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Meridian |
Meridian replied February 23, 2009 4:09 PM
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Meridian |
Meridian replied February 23, 2009 4:10 PM
As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 280 Interstate. Please be careful!"
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Goddess |
Goddess replied February 23, 2009 7:46 PM
Good Afternoon Evereyone. It Seems like there is a 21st Happy Birthday Dear roshy. |
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sparkysmom |
sparkysmom replied February 23, 2009 9:12 PM
WAL MART INTERVIEW
Goddess replied February 23, 2009 10:53 PM LMAO
jdpartsman replied February 26, 2009 1:32 PM LMAO...NOW THATS FUNNY!!!(TEARS IN MY EARS)....THANKYOU |
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roger |
roger replied February 23, 2009 10:45 PM
on anniversaries the wise husband always forgets the past...but never the present! |
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roger |
roger replied February 23, 2009 10:48 PM
whether a man ends up with nest egg or a goose egg depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries |
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roger |
roger replied February 23, 2009 11:00 PM
if a man has enough " horse sense" to treat his wife like a thoroughbred. she will never be an old nag. |
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Meridian |
Meridian replied February 24, 2009 4:28 PM
How many insurance agents does it take to change a light bulb?
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Meridian |
Meridian replied February 24, 2009 4:30 PM
A farm boy was drafted into the Army. On his first furlough, his Father asked him what he thought of Army life.
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Meridian |
Meridian replied February 24, 2009 4:31 PM
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Meridian |
Meridian replied February 24, 2009 4:32 PM
Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz and, after a long trial, the jury acquitted him. Later that day Carlson came back to the judge who had presided at the hearing.
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Richard157 |
Richard157 replied February 24, 2009 5:59 PM
Second Chances...
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Meridian |
Meridian replied February 25, 2009 1:52 PM
Salesman: This computer will cut your workload by 50%.
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Meridian |
Meridian replied February 25, 2009 1:53 PM
A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man over he says, "Sir, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?"
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Richard157 |
Richard157 replied February 25, 2009 2:07 PM
Wish...
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Richard157 |
Richard157 replied February 25, 2009 2:11 PM
There was an Irishman who relocated to Australia. His move raised the IQ in both countries. |
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roshy |
roshy replied February 25, 2009 2:25 PM
Right Rich!!! pay back time!!!! you wanna do this !! then lets do this!!
Meridian replied February 25, 2009 3:23 PM Richard, Roshy beat you hands down on this one.
roshy replied February 25, 2009 3:32 PM ooohhh i dunno !!! i doubt if richard will give up that easy ken!!! if he doesnt he is in for a fight!!! i never refuse a joke dual!!!
Richard157 replied February 25, 2009 11:38 PM Two Irishmen, Patrick Murphy and Shawn O'Brian grew up together and were lifelong friends. But alas, Patrick developed cancer, and was dying. While on his deathbed, Patrick called to his buddy, Shawn, "O'Brian, come 'ere. I 'ave a request for ye." Shawn walked to his friend's bedside and kneels.
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Patch |
Patch replied February 25, 2009 10:41 PM
NINE WORDS WOMEN USE
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roshy |
roshy replied February 26, 2009 12:34 PM
Q: Why does it take 3 Americans to change a lightbulb?
jdpartsman replied February 26, 2009 1:25 PM funny but as an american ....SO WRONG!!!....have a great day |
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Meridian |
Meridian replied February 26, 2009 1:06 PM
jdpartsman replied February 26, 2009 1:19 PM hehe...now thats just cute.....and by the way...AMEN to the last line....thankyou i really needed that today
Amy Togtman replied February 26, 2009 10:38 PM Wow that was a good one I loved it turned out good in the end will share it with family!
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Meridian |
Meridian replied February 26, 2009 1:13 PM
Wisdom From Maxine
Deleted User 12427 replied February 26, 2009 4:50 PM Ken,
Meridian replied February 26, 2009 5:11 PM You're safe. This doesn't apply to WV residents.
Deleted User 12427 replied February 26, 2009 8:44 PM It's good to know that I live in a safe place!! LOL But then again, I do live just across the river from Ohio..... |
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roshy |
roshy replied February 26, 2009 1:20 PM
A guy decides to bring his new blonde girlfriend to a football game. After the game is over, he asks her if she liked the game.
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Meridian |
Meridian replied February 26, 2009 1:23 PM
A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a man charged with drunk driving who claimed it simply wasn't true.
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Meridian |
Meridian replied February 26, 2009 5:29 PM
For those of you contemplating retirement, I would like to share my retirement experiences with you, which I hope will be helpful.
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Goddess |
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Meridian |
Meridian replied February 27, 2009 12:50 PM
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roger |
roger replied February 28, 2009 12:46 AM
STARTLING NEW DISCOVERY
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Ginetteb |
Ginetteb replied March 4, 2009 9:26 PM
A while ago I attended a rehearsal dinner and one of the guests got up and toasted the couple like so:
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wolfettia |
wolfettia replied August 20, 2009 1:35 PM
Very good idea here....Melton Berele use to say "A laugh is an instant vacation." How true! |
A place to write all the wonderful jokes that are out there.