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Deleted User replied January 12, 2009 10:59 AM
Kindness is the golden chain by which society is bound together
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Deleted User |
Deleted User replied January 12, 2009 11:49 AM
Live your life and forget your age.
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sparkysmom |
sparkysmom replied January 12, 2009 4:52 PM
A woman is like a tea bag- you never know how strong she is until she gets in hot water.
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Meridian |
Meridian replied January 12, 2009 9:02 PM
Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.
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svengali35 |
svengali35 replied January 12, 2009 10:40 PM
Among those whom I like or admire I can find no common denominator, but among those whom I love, I can: all of them make me laugh. -W.H. Auden
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Meridian |
Meridian replied January 13, 2009 11:17 AM
It is impossible for a person not to be puffed up by his good works unless he has first been deflated and destroyed by suffering and evil to the point that he knows that he is worthless and that his works are not his but God’s.
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sparkysmom |
sparkysmom replied January 13, 2009 3:09 PM
All successful people have a goal. No one can get anywhere unless he knows where he wants to go and what he wants to be or do.
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svengali35 |
svengali35 replied January 13, 2009 3:13 PM
Fall seven times, stand up eight - Japanese Proverb
svengali35 replied January 13, 2009 3:18 PM “Do nothing which is of no use.” - Miyamoto Musashi
svengali35 replied January 13, 2009 3:20 PM Worthless people live only to eat and drink; people of worth eat and drink only to live. - Socrates |
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Meridian |
Meridian replied January 13, 2009 4:03 PM
Never board an airplane that has an odd number of take offs and landings.
Deleted User replied January 14, 2009 10:54 AM Alright, took me a second, but I got that! Very funny. Always full of wit, huh? |
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Meridian |
Meridian replied January 13, 2009 5:05 PM
When good people have a falling out, only one of them may be at fault at first; but if the strife continues long, usually both become guilty.
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svengali35 |
svengali35 replied January 13, 2009 5:36 PM
Walking is man's best medicine. - Hippocrates
Deleted User replied January 14, 2009 10:57 AM Very deep and interesting. Wanted a chance to say have been reading your quotes, and realized there are many. You, too, have a deep inspirational heart. Thanks for all you've added to this site.
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Meridian |
Meridian replied January 13, 2009 8:33 PM
There are three kinds of people in this world. Those that can count and those that can't. |
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Meridian |
Meridian replied January 13, 2009 9:40 PM
Deleted User 12427 replied January 13, 2009 11:29 PM You must follow this quote, or you wouldn't have been married to that wonderful wife of yours!!! She has trained you quite well!!!!
Meridian replied January 14, 2009 10:44 AM There are 2 theories to arguing with a woman...neither works.
Deleted User replied January 14, 2009 11:00 AM Last edited 10 months ago good following,Ken. It is great to wake up and read all these wonderful quotes. It is definitely an encouraging way to face the day.
Deleted User 12427 replied January 14, 2009 6:03 PM Last edited 10 months ago Meridian:
Meridian replied January 14, 2009 6:49 PM I plead the 5th. As Will Rogers said, "If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging." :)
Deleted User 12427 replied January 14, 2009 9:39 PM Is that Plead the 5th, or buy a 5th? LOL Just want to make sure I am understanding you correctly!!! LOL Of course, maybe it's both!
Deleted User replied February 15, 2009 1:09 PM Me too! I have been ill lately, and I have a brother living with me and my husband, My husband works everyday and still manages to come home and help out.
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sparkysmom |
sparkysmom replied January 13, 2009 10:20 PM
It takes no more time to see the good side of life than to see the bad.
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Meridian |
Meridian replied January 14, 2009 11:33 AM
Rest in this--it is His business to lead, command, impel, send, call...It is your business to obey, follow, move, respond...
Anonymous replied January 14, 2009 11:09 PM You know, I love my God, but am embarassed about myself as far as knowing how to relate, with him and with others', about him.
LadyDi replied January 14, 2009 11:47 PM You're experiencing something that many people unfortunately find to be a problem. I have many thoughts about it, but they might be too lengthy and inappropriate for this sight. My suggestion would be to pray about it reguarly and to counsel with your minister or another believer that seems better able to witness. For some it comes easy, but, because we are all so different and at varying places in our walk with Christ, for others it is definitely something to work on and attain. Remember that it doesn't take any special speaking ability, just the ability to relate what you feel straight from your heart. Flowery speech is not what is needed. The way we live our lives in front of others is really the best witness of all.
svengali35 replied January 15, 2009 3:54 AM The way we live our lives in front of others is really the best witness of all. - LadyDi
LadyDi replied January 15, 2009 3:57 AM I'm glad you agree. Not always so easy to do, but something to keep in mind as we go about our lives each day. |
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Meridian |
Meridian replied January 14, 2009 12:15 PM
Always drink upstream from the herd.
Meridian replied January 14, 2009 12:16 PM If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.
Meridian replied January 14, 2009 12:17 PM The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back in your pocket.
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Meridian |
Meridian replied January 14, 2009 3:37 PM
The toughest issues any of us face are those involving "right vs. right." The problem: There are no obvious "wrongs" to avoid.
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sparkysmom |
sparkysmom replied January 14, 2009 11:50 PM
Don't be afraid to give your best to what seemingly are small jobs. Every time you conquer one it makes you that much stronger. If you do the little jobs well, the big ones will tend to take care of themselves.
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Meridian |
Meridian replied January 15, 2009 12:00 PM
Last edited 10 months ago America the Beautiful
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Meridian |
Meridian replied January 15, 2009 4:51 PM
He is a wise man who does not grieve for the things which he has not, but rejoices for those which he has.
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svengali35 |
svengali35 replied January 15, 2009 6:51 PM
Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something.
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Deleted User |
Deleted User replied January 16, 2009 12:20 AM
"To assume, is to make an ass out of you and me" Do not know who said it, but has a lot of meaning |
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Meridian |
Meridian replied January 16, 2009 10:44 AM
There are three kinds of men: The ones that learn by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence and find out for themselves.
Deleted User 12427 replied January 16, 2009 7:19 PM Last edited 10 months ago I actually knew a guy who peed on an electric fence, not once, but twice, and still didn't know what happened to him. Of course, he was drunk at the time!!!! I was married at the the time, and my ex and I was dying with laughter!!! He never learned!!
Deleted User replied January 18, 2009 11:38 PM Kind of like the kids who repeatedly stick their tongues to ice on a metal pole. "If at first you don't succeed, try, try, again." lol, appropriate, huh. |
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Meridian |
Meridian replied January 16, 2009 10:45 AM
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
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Meridian |
Meridian replied January 16, 2009 10:46 AM
If you're riding' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.
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Meridian |
Meridian replied January 16, 2009 10:50 AM
Grant me, O Lord, to know what I ought to know, to love what I ought to love, to praise what delights you most, to value what is precious in your sight…
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Meridian |
Meridian replied January 16, 2009 6:43 PM
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sparkysmom |
sparkysmom replied January 17, 2009 2:56 AM
Letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems.
amk1626 replied January 17, 2009 3:51 AM I don't know who said it but my mother always says "Everything happens for a reason" and she also tells me "God takes care of everything and he would not give you something you could not handle even if it seems that way in the beginning things will work out no matter how hard they are"
LadyDi replied January 17, 2009 3:59 AM And - as usual - your mother is right! It pays to listen to your mother. |
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Meridian |
Meridian replied January 17, 2009 10:35 AM
The kingdom of heaven is like treasure hidden in a field, which a man found and covered up; then in his joy he goes and sells all that he has and buys that field.
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Meridian |
Meridian replied January 17, 2009 10:37 AM
Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back.
LadyDi replied January 17, 2009 1:04 PM I love jokes and sayings that provide a great visual, and this is one of them! |
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Meridian |
Meridian replied January 17, 2009 10:38 AM
The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
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Meridian |
Meridian replied January 17, 2009 10:48 AM
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LadyDi replied January 17, 2009 1:06 PM Last edited 10 months ago Everyone needs to stick that up on the mirror in their bathroom. Soooo true! I think most of us will agree that we wouldn't make it through most days without a good laugh at least once. You certainly give us plenty of them!
Meridian replied January 17, 2009 1:22 PM It's my job, mam, (tipping my cowboy hat from atop my white horse). You didn't think I was here for my incredibly masculine good looks or my finely chiseled body did you?
LadyDi replied January 17, 2009 1:28 PM Actually, yes, I did. (LOL) Whatever the reason, you give me a lot 'o great smiles and giggles.
Meridian replied January 17, 2009 1:40 PM Has it been awhile since you've been to your eye doctor? There's a reason I use "Grover With His Pacifier" as my logo portrait. ;)
Deleted User 12427 replied January 17, 2009 5:48 PM Grover is very good looking!!! He is better looking than some people I know or have seen pictures of!!! LOL Wonder who that could be? hmmm
Meridian replied January 17, 2009 6:24 PM See Diane, Mary has good eye sight.
Deleted User 12427 replied January 17, 2009 7:38 PM Last edited 10 months ago Well, I do wear glasses!! I definately would have a different answer if I weren't wearing them. There is a Mickey Gilley song that says that "women all get prettier at closing time". Well, the men all get better looking at closing time, too. LOL
Deleted User replied January 18, 2009 11:44 PM And to one of your posts, Meridian. "Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder", and "You are only as beautiful as you feel".
LadyDi replied January 19, 2009 12:12 AM See there, Ken...what'd I tell you. I told him we'd rather see his picture than his doggy - altho the dog is sooo cute. We're always just too hard on ourselves, I think. Give me a good personality, someone who is thoughtful and caring and someone wth a great sense of humor any day!
Deleted User 12427 replied January 19, 2009 12:17 AM Last edited 10 months ago I'm not saying I don't agree with you Di, but I think the pic of the dog with the binky in his mouth is just too cute!!! I'm not sure Ken will post a picture of himself with a binky in his mouth!!! LOL I can't help it, I just have to tease him!!!! It's in my blood. My family teases me all the time.
LadyDi replied January 19, 2009 12:26 AM Last edited 10 months ago Our family is the same way. Actually Ken is using his webcam for his profile photo, he tells me, and he's having a hard time holding that pose and not blinking! (LOL) |
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caragypsy |
caragypsy replied January 17, 2009 8:38 PM
Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves,
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LadyDi |
LadyDi replied January 17, 2009 11:18 PM
Last edited 10 months ago My mind works like lightning...
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sparkysmom |
sparkysmom replied January 18, 2009 12:00 AM
Last edited 10 months ago Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could.
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Meridian |
Meridian replied January 18, 2009 10:31 AM
After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
LadyDi replied January 18, 2009 1:42 PM I always love what Will Rogers has to impart. Smart man! (Is that an oxymoron??)
Deleted User 12427 replied January 18, 2009 6:32 PM Have you ever thought of taking this advice? LOL Just curious...
LadyDi replied January 18, 2009 6:34 PM Boy, Mary, you give Ken a rough time!
Deleted User 12427 replied January 18, 2009 6:37 PM Well, someone has to do it!!! Might as well be me!!! LOL
Meridian replied January 19, 2009 12:09 PM Into everyone's life a little rain must fall. Say hello to Hurricane Mary.
Deleted User 12427 replied January 19, 2009 5:16 PM OUCH!!! Direct hit!!! Didn't think you had it in you. LOL
Meridian replied January 19, 2009 8:44 PM The score stands at:
Deleted User 12427 replied January 19, 2009 10:17 PM And the game is on!!!! Just remember, I "walk softly and carry a big stick"! LOL |
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Meridian |
Meridian replied January 18, 2009 10:32 AM
Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
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Meridian |
Meridian replied January 18, 2009 10:34 AM
When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.
Deleted User 12427 replied January 18, 2009 6:35 PM Last edited 10 months ago Oh my!! I did the unthinkable. I went back to get my college degree in my late 40's and Alegebra hit me like a brick wall!!! How I got thru it I'll never know.
amk1626 replied January 26, 2009 1:11 AM I know how you feel I just finished my 2 degree and of course Algebra and geometry nearly killed my it wan't so bad the first time around but that was 25 years ago when I got my first c
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Meridian |
Meridian replied January 18, 2009 11:31 AM
We must not, in trying to think about how we can make a big difference, ignore the small daily differences we can make which, over time, add up to big differences that we often cannot foresee.
LadyDi replied January 18, 2009 1:46 PM I really love that one. This is something I firmly believe and try to live by. I think that mentality (feeling small and insignifcant) cause people not to reach out and help - to volunteer. But we all have something to give, and it does all add up. If we all felt that way, nothing would ever get done. (OK. Off my soapbox. Sorry.)
Meridian replied January 18, 2009 1:58 PM There's no need to apologize. We should all try to do what we can for our own little corner of the world. |
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caragypsy |
caragypsy replied January 19, 2009 2:08 AM
you can't change the past, but you can ruin the present by worrying over the future, |
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Meridian |
Meridian replied January 19, 2009 11:19 AM
The serene beauty of a holy life is the most powerful influence in the world next to the power of God.
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Meridian |
Meridian replied January 19, 2009 11:28 AM
Long ago when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it's called golf.
Deleted User replied January 19, 2009 10:18 PM yep, she is right; I can see it too. and it is funny,lol |
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Meridian |
Meridian replied January 19, 2009 11:29 AM
I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.
Meridian replied January 19, 2009 11:29 AM You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks. |
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Meridian |
Meridian replied January 19, 2009 11:30 AM
Last edited 10 months ago If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't have anything to laugh at when you are old.
Deleted User 12427 replied January 19, 2009 5:25 PM Well, in that case, I should be laughing all the time!! However, if I walked around laughing to myself all the time, people would start looking at me funny and would probably call the people with the white coats!!!
Deleted User replied January 19, 2009 10:19 PM "If it wasn't for bad luck, I would have no luck at all", At least that is how I am feeling tod ay |
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sparkysmom |
sparkysmom replied January 20, 2009 12:19 AM
The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy.
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Meridian |
Meridian replied January 20, 2009 4:01 PM
Rest. Rest. Rest in God's love. The only work you are required now to do is to give your most intense attention to His still, small voice within.
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Meridian |
Meridian replied January 20, 2009 8:24 PM
An empty barrel makes the most noise.
Deleted User 12427 replied January 21, 2009 1:30 AM What about an empty skull?
Meridian replied January 21, 2009 9:04 AM I wouldn't know.
Deleted User 12427 replied January 21, 2009 4:49 PM Do you don't know because you really don't know, or is it because there isn't anything inside your skull to think with? LOL Just had to ask!!!
Meridian replied January 21, 2009 5:06 PM Whata y'all mean? I went to skull when I was a young'un.
Deleted User 12427 replied January 21, 2009 6:05 PM Ken 2
Deleted User 12427 replied January 21, 2009 6:08 PM Maybe you should go back to skull to be a brain surgeon like Jethro Bodine. I'm sure your Uncle Jed will pay for it. (Skull I mean, not a brain!!!) |
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daetura |
daetura replied January 21, 2009 2:54 AM
Fear knocked at the door... faith answered... no one was there... author unknown |
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Meridian |
Meridian replied January 21, 2009 10:52 AM
Prayer is an end to isolation. It is living our daily life with someone; with Him who alone can deliver us from solitude.
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LadyDi |
LadyDi replied January 21, 2009 6:16 PM
Last edited 10 months ago While walking along the sidewalk in front of his church,our minister heard
Deleted User 12427 replied January 21, 2009 6:17 PM I love this. Out of the mouths of babes!
diabeticmidfielder replied January 21, 2009 10:21 PM there are only two ways to live your life. one is as though nothing is a miracle. the other is as though everything is.
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Meridian |
Meridian replied January 25, 2009 1:01 PM
For this reason the Father loves me, because I lay down my life, that I may take it again. No one takes it from me, but I lay it down of my own accord. I have power to lay it down, and I have power to take it again; this charge I have received from my Father.
Deleted User replied January 25, 2009 1:29 PM selfish of me to say, but I am praying for a miracle |
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Meridian |
Meridian replied January 26, 2009 11:10 AM
"You cannot legislate the poor into freedom by legislating the wealthy out of freedom. What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving. The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else. When half of the people get the idea that they do not have to work because the other half is going to take care of them, and when the other half gets the idea that it does no good to work because somebody else is going to get what they work for, that my dear friend, is about the end of any nation. You cannot multiply wealth by dividing it."
Deleted User replied February 15, 2009 1:12 PM This is astounding; these have been my thoughts about the people who receive for nothing, and, basically, the people who work hard to receive nothing. |
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amk1626 |
amk1626 replied February 15, 2009 2:05 AM
"I am living on hope and faith ... a pretty good diet when the mind will receive them." — Edwin Arlington Robinson, American poet (1869-1935). |
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amk1626 |
amk1626 replied February 15, 2009 2:11 AM
There comes a point in your life when you realize:
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Deleted User |
Deleted User replied February 15, 2009 5:20 AM
I smile because she is my sister.....I laugh because there is nothing she can do about it!
Deleted User replied February 15, 2009 1:15 PM Great contributions; so inspiring and funny, It is great to have such good friends here with so many meaningful things to add to these discussions. |
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amk1626 |
amk1626 replied February 17, 2009 10:01 AM
"Some of us have great runways already built for us. If you have one, take off. But if you don't have one, realize it is your responsibilty to grab a shovel and build for your self and for those who will follow after you." Amelia Earhart
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svengali35 |
svengali35 replied February 21, 2009 3:12 PM
Every man should have a fair-sized cemetery in which to bury the faults of his friends. - Henry Brooks Adams |
Here we are again; another great quote page has been requested. Gotta love those quotes, keep em' coming' Claudia