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SkipT |
SkipT replied November 25, 2008 2:48 AM
I once entered a pun writing contest.
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Anonymous replied November 28, 2008 5:21 AM
Yet another waste of space and of no use to anyone dealing with diabetes.
SkipT replied November 28, 2008 12:08 PM Last edited 11 months ago Humor is one thing that can help us get through life. It is necessary to keep us from freaking out. You can't always sit and think about your diabetes. You need a diversion every now and then. If you don't think it is worth you time, don't read it.
Jh862 replied December 6, 2008 1:34 PM I personally love humor and think we need more. We have enough seriousness in our life. The topic was about humor, if you didn't like it, why come in? Laughing helps a lot with diabetes and other illnesses. It's much better than sitting around grumpy!
Meridian replied January 18, 2009 11:00 AM Anonymous what have you added to this site except your ever present negativity? I sure would hate to have to exist in your world.
Deleted User 12427 replied January 18, 2009 6:47 PM Ken, I agree with you whole heartedly. This person must be the lonliest person in the world if all he/she does is spout out negatives. I certainly wouldn't want to be around this person on a regular basis.
sparkysmom replied January 18, 2009 7:42 PM I'm so sorry that you feel the need to find the negative in all things Anonymous. If you don't like a discussion...Don't read it. I need a smile now and then. Thank You, Goddess and everybody else.!
G-MA replied January 20, 2009 6:12 AM An old man was sitting on his porch sobbing like a baby. His neighbor came over and tried to console him to no avail. He asked the old man what could possibly be so bad to cause him so much sadness. The old man said, "fifty years ago, I had sex with my wife before we got married.Her daddy was going to send me to prison if I didn't marry her. If I had just gone to prison, I'd be a free man now."
shannonlynn replied January 29, 2009 2:11 AM Ain't that the truth. It is always some old rotten egg spoiling the good eggs. And if that don't beat all. They want to behind the bushes. |
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DonnaAnn |
DonnaAnn replied November 28, 2008 9:48 AM
I think humor is a good thing, especially if you can laugh at your problems. I have several cartoon jokes about diabetes. and they are very funny. Laughter is good medicine. |
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debbie |
debbie replied November 28, 2008 10:52 AM
Have you read the book, Ten Miles to the Outhouse? Written by Willie Makeit? Illustrated by Betty Don't.
highlandcitygirl replied December 17, 2008 12:57 AM i am so glad to have run up on this one! i have really needed the laughs today. thanks! |
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caragypsy |
caragypsy replied December 1, 2008 8:33 PM
I get a e-mail every day called Joke-of-the-Day. Laughter helps a lot. Cara |
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Goddess |
Goddess replied December 4, 2008 2:18 PM
Laughter is one of the best thing there is to most to deal with it. |
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Meridian |
Meridian replied January 18, 2009 11:03 AM
Three old guys are out walking.
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Meridian |
Meridian replied January 18, 2009 11:05 AM
A man was telling his neighbor, 'I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect.'
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Meridian |
Meridian replied January 18, 2009 11:06 AM
Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.
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Richard157 |
Richard157 replied January 18, 2009 2:55 PM
A good thread Diane. I developed a sense of humor very early in my lifetime. I was diagnosed when I was 6 and we had no knowledge of how I should care for my diabetes. Without being able to laugh frequently every day I don't think I could have made it through my 63 years of diabetes. There is a lot of truth in the old saying "laughter is the best medicine". I will post some jokes later.
Richard157 replied January 18, 2009 4:22 PM Please, no offense to you blondes out there. OK?
Lisa Ann replied January 18, 2009 11:00 PM I'm blond and I love blond jokes. Never have been your typical blond, but I have a neice that is. It takes her awhile to get some jokes and we just laugh at her when she finally understands what was said.LOL
Babs341 replied January 20, 2009 7:16 AM Ok even as a blonde, still loves the jokes... :)
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LadyDi |
LadyDi replied January 18, 2009 6:32 PM
Last edited 10 months ago A blonde said, 'I was worried that my Mechanic might try to rip me off. I was relieved when he told me all I needed was turn signal fluid.'
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sparkysmom |
sparkysmom replied January 18, 2009 7:39 PM
If Life Were Like A Computer:
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Meridian |
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Richard157 |
Richard157 replied January 19, 2009 2:18 PM
Excuses, Excuses...
Meridian replied January 19, 2009 3:00 PM Good one Richard. I want to make sure that all of our lady friends on the site get that name right. It's spelled R-I-C-H-A-R-D. Richard. Not Ken.
Babs341 replied January 20, 2009 7:15 AM ROFL.....
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caragypsy |
caragypsy replied January 20, 2009 3:54 AM
Drunk Driver
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LadyDi |
LadyDi replied January 20, 2009 2:42 PM
(Not my personal story, by the way!)
highlandcitygirl replied January 20, 2009 4:00 PM i'm laughing so hard, i'm about to fall out of my chair!!!!!!!!!!!!
LadyDi replied January 20, 2009 4:04 PM As I said, not my personal story, but there are definitely guys out there that would do that, I'm sure! I got a kick out of it too.
Babs341 replied January 20, 2009 4:08 PM I Love It..
highlandcitygirl replied January 20, 2009 4:08 PM the reason i found it so doggone funny, is that when my husband use to come home from work, the first thing he wanted to know was, where is my d--n supper! it is so muchlike a couple that has been married awhile! thanks for the laugh!
Meridian replied January 20, 2009 4:19 PM Yup you are right. We do have the same sense of humor. I will copy and send this to a few of my friends. |
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Meridian |
Meridian replied January 20, 2009 4:18 PM
An elderly gentleman...
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Meridian |
Meridian replied January 20, 2009 4:20 PM
Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: 'Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?'
brenda replied January 20, 2009 4:31 PM
Babs341 replied January 23, 2009 9:58 PM I just love this. Going to make a copy and pass this on to a few people I know. To my friends who are my age and older - and to my kids & there friends so they can get an idea on what they can look forward to - to growing older. |
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Meridian |
Meridian replied January 20, 2009 4:27 PM
An elderly couple had dinner at another couple's house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen.
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Meridian |
Meridian replied January 20, 2009 4:29 PM
Hospital regulations require a wheel chair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student nurse, I found one elderly gentleman already
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Meridian |
Meridian replied January 20, 2009 4:31 PM
Couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a checkup, the doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember.
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Richard157 |
Richard157 replied January 20, 2009 6:44 PM
Diane this thread is a winner. Thanks!
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Richard157 |
Richard157 replied January 21, 2009 3:19 AM
The Pillsbury Doughboy, a great icon of the entertainment community, died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
Meridian replied January 21, 2009 9:11 AM You made this one up didn't you Richard? Well thought out. Thanks for sharing. Too funny.
Richard157 replied January 21, 2009 2:46 PM No Meridian, I am not good at making up jokes. I found this on another diabetes site. |
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Meridian |
Meridian replied January 21, 2009 10:07 AM
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Richard157 replied January 21, 2009 2:48 PM Very good, I like that! The family cat would not satisfy any of those.
Deleted User 12427 replied January 21, 2009 4:46 PM No wonder the your dog looks so peaceful and happy in the pictures you have of him.
Babs341 replied January 23, 2009 10:03 PM ya gotta love the dog
Deleted User 12427 replied January 23, 2009 11:55 PM That's why I made sure when I got divorced, I retained custody of the dog!! The dog was better company than my ex. |
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Richard157 |
Richard157 replied January 21, 2009 8:51 PM
Energy Drinking...
Meridian replied January 21, 2009 9:37 PM Another good one that I've never heard before. Keep it up Richard.
Deleted User 12427 replied January 21, 2009 10:19 PM I always knew you men were full of it!!! And you have just proved it!! LOL
Babs341 replied January 23, 2009 10:06 PM Ya know, I think I know these guys. I wonder if this is why when you are driving down the road and all of a sudden you smell something really really bad?
Deleted User 12427 replied January 23, 2009 11:50 PM I think I've passed these guys on the road a time or two myself!! lol |
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Richard157 |
Richard157 replied January 22, 2009 2:07 PM
Last edited 10 months ago If you've ever been unimpressed by a particular someone, here are some slightly more tactful ways for you to express yourself...
highlandcitygirl replied January 22, 2009 3:21 PM i really liked number eight the best! ha! ha!, but they are all good!
Meridian replied January 22, 2009 4:38 PM Last edited 10 months ago You forgot a couple.
Deleted User 12427 replied January 22, 2009 4:47 PM I really like number 16!!!! That's why I try not to look in a mirror any more than I have too!!!
highlandcitygirl replied January 22, 2009 4:49 PM when i look into a mirror, ther is an old lady staring back. i don't know how she got in there!
Deleted User 12427 replied January 22, 2009 4:51 PM That's why I try not to look. I'm not sure who I'm looking at either!!! LOL |
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Meridian |
Meridian replied January 23, 2009 9:19 AM
Video humor. Carol Burnett clip.
Goddess replied January 23, 2009 10:25 AM RFLMAO
highlandcitygirl replied January 23, 2009 3:55 PM that was so funny!!! thank you!
Babs341 replied January 23, 2009 10:15 PM ROFL... love it - love it.
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Meridian |
Meridian replied January 23, 2009 7:55 PM
Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.
highlandcitygirl replied January 23, 2009 8:00 PM don't kid yourself the gals from the south are more devious! what do you think they cooked in with them hot meals anyway? |
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Meridian |
Meridian replied January 24, 2009 10:31 AM
Last edited 10 months ago Little Johnny's at it again...
Meridian replied January 24, 2009 10:32 AM Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. 'Why do you do that, mommy?' he asked. 'To make myself beautiful,' said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue.
Meridian replied January 24, 2009 10:33 AM The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn't paying attention in class. She called on him and said, 'Johnny! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?
Meridian replied January 24, 2009 10:33 AM Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. 'Yes,' said the policeman. 'The detectives want very badly to capture him.
Meridian replied January 24, 2009 10:35 AM Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest.. After a few minutes, Johnny asked, 'Dad, why are you doing that?' His father replied, 'Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy.'
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Meridian |
Meridian replied January 26, 2009 4:31 PM
It was so cold this morning that when I sat my coffee on the back step to cool, it froze so fast the ice was still warm.
highlandcitygirl replied January 26, 2009 4:34 PM that wasn't a joke, was it? |
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Meridian |
Meridian replied January 26, 2009 4:53 PM
Practical Viewpoints on the Bailout Plan
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sparkysmom |
sparkysmom replied January 26, 2009 4:59 PM
TO ALL NON-PET OWNERS WHO VISIT AND LIKE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT OUR PETS:
highlandcitygirl replied January 26, 2009 5:07 PM dang nab it!!! i just got back on my chair and you make me fall off again!
sparkysmom replied January 26, 2009 5:20 PM Hope you weren't drinking anything. LOL
Lisa Ann replied January 26, 2009 9:15 PM Love this. So many people complain about peoples pets, but I say if you don't like my cats don't come over. |
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Goddess |
Goddess replied January 26, 2009 9:26 PM
ATTENTION: I ADDED A JOKES #2. THANKS
Amy Tenderich replied January 26, 2009 9:41 PM Goddess, thank you so much for this discussion thread. Laughter is GOOD.
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Meridian |
Meridian replied January 27, 2009 10:53 PM
The Department Of Defense briefed the new president this morning. They told OBAMA that 2 Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq.
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shannonlynn |
shannonlynn replied January 29, 2009 2:13 AM
This was the best thing I read all day.
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Anyone that has a good joke please share it with us.