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You Know You Are Diabetic When.....

by Richard157
November 16, 2008 11:08 PM
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You get excited about blood test meters/pumps etc and the different functions that they have

You say that you feel ‘high’ in public and then wonder why people around you give you weird looks

You think non diet coke tastes completely disgusting

You notice a friend has been drinking and peeing a lot and you want to test their BG level as you automatically assume they must be an undiagnosed diabetic

You know what the terms HbA1C, diabetic ketoacidosis, glucagon, basal/bolus, and endocrinologist mean

You know the amount of carbohydrates in pretty much every food available

You have a favorite flavor of glucose tablets

You get annoyed when you are in a bad mood and someone tells you to test your sugar

You get fed up of explaining to people that you are allowed to eat things with sugar in as long as you eat them in moderation and correctly bolus for them

Your friends ask how you’re doing and you tell them your blood sugar

You find test strips in really random places (how do they get everywhere anyway...I'm sure they have legs )

You think it’s funny seeing the look on people’s faces when you test or inject in public

OK folks, what do you have to add???


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Diabetic Connect Member highlandcitygirl
highlandcitygirl
highlandcitygirl replied November 16, 2008 11:16 PM 

i am laughing so bad i have nothing to add. my sides are hurting!

Goddess replied November 16, 2008 11:18 PM 

LMAO!!!!!!

Diabetic Connect Member teddybearcub
teddybearcub
teddybearcub replied November 16, 2008 11:55 PM 

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Very cute

When you go to the Dr.'s office you make sure you have clean socks on.

Diabetic Connect Member sparkysmom
sparkysmom
sparkysmom replied November 16, 2008 11:57 PM 

ROFLMAO so true so true

Diabetic Connect Member Gabby
Gabby
Gabby replied November 17, 2008 12:13 AM 

You know you're are diabetic when you consider making art with your used strips...and your family knows you're serious.

highlandcitygirl replied November 17, 2008 3:52 PM 

hilarious!

Diabetic Connect Member Deleted User
Deleted User
Deleted User replied November 17, 2008 12:33 AM 

You know you are a Diabetic when you have such tough callouses on your fingers from testing that you can pick up a guitar and play it after 10 years and your fingers don't hurt from the strings!!

Diabetic Connect Member vgarrison
vgarrison
vgarrison replied November 17, 2008 12:51 AM 

When your in public, and people are looking at your funny for testing or injecting...and your 3 year old tells them "What you looking at, Mommy just checking sugars...."

LOL

sparkysmom replied November 17, 2008 12:52 AM 

Gotta love kids.

Diabetic Connect Member sparkysmom
sparkysmom
sparkysmom replied November 17, 2008 12:52 AM 

You know you're are diabetic when..you would rather be a 5 or 6 than a 10.

Gabby replied November 17, 2008 2:54 AM 

that is great!! LOVE IT!

Deleted User replied November 17, 2008 3:25 PM 

I love that one!!

caspersmama replied November 17, 2008 8:13 PM 

I like that.

Diabetic Connect Member eggie
eggie
eggie replied November 17, 2008 2:34 AM 

Your foot falls asleep and everyone assumes it's neuropathy.

Diabetic Connect Member Richard157
Richard157
Richard157 replied November 17, 2008 2:44 AM 

I let out a teeny tiny moan in my sleep and my wife sits up in bed and says "Are you OK? Is your sugar low? Please test now, just in case."

Diabetic Connect Member enigmalady777
enigmalady777
enigmalady777 replied November 17, 2008 4:52 AM 

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"You find test strips in really random places (how do they get everywhere anyway...I'm sure they have legs )"

Which leads me to:

You have used test strips wedged in between your sofa seat cushions along with the loose change.....

And if I'm ever "missing" a used strip, all I have to do is let my 1 year old granddaughter crawl around in the living room. Give her 60 seconds and she'll find one or two -- and promptly try to stick it in her mouth!!!!!

AaronS replied November 18, 2008 1:47 AM 

And how about when you find a test strip lying on the floor for a meter that you haven't used in more than a year.

John Crowley replied November 20, 2008 9:31 PM 

I am amazed at how those test strips get everywhere! I opened up a sleeping bag the other day and there were like 5 test strips inside. Crazy.

Diabetic Connect Member debbie
debbie
debbie replied November 17, 2008 5:27 PM 

This was the best laugh I have had in many a days. I loved it. You really bring up our spirits. Thank you.
Debbie

Diabetic Connect Member caspersmama
caspersmama
caspersmama replied November 17, 2008 8:15 PM 

You know you are diabetic when your favorite show on TV is Dlife.

fun2u2007 replied November 17, 2008 8:29 PM 

Lol So true. I can't wait for Dlife to come on every week :-)

Diabetic Connect Member BeckyJ
BeckyJ
BeckyJ replied November 17, 2008 8:26 PM 

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You know you're a dibetic when you dream of chocolate...but instead of eating it and enjoying it, it's chasing you with a test strip and telling you High...High...High.

sparkysmom replied November 17, 2008 10:20 PM 

LOL

highlandcitygirl replied November 17, 2008 11:00 PM 

lol!!!

fun2u2007 replied November 17, 2008 11:11 PM 

That is a good one lolol

Diabetic Connect Member caspersmama
caspersmama
caspersmama replied November 17, 2008 11:14 PM 

Got a new one. You know you are diabetic when you talk about being high and it is not drug induced. LOL

fun2u2007 replied November 17, 2008 11:20 PM 

We were just laughing about that in the lunchroom at work. We have several diabetics here and we were talking about "highs" and this non-diabetic lady walked in and heard us. The face she made was classic. Once we explained, she laughed with us.

caspersmama replied November 17, 2008 11:28 PM 

LOL. I think that would be neat to have other diabetics to work with. When I worked I was the only one. You are lucky.

Bluebutterfly replied November 17, 2008 11:39 PM 

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You know you are diabetic when you can drink a gallon of water and pee two gall on during the night.
I love all these thing you all have wrote. I needed a good laugh.Thanks

Diabetic Connect Member sparkysmom
sparkysmom
sparkysmom replied November 18, 2008 12:50 AM 

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You know you are diabetic when your endo is in your family pictures.

Gabby replied November 18, 2008 12:51 AM 

You have some good ones! I love them

sparkysmom replied November 18, 2008 12:54 AM 

I surf the web alot. LOL

Diabetic Connect Member Amy Tenderich
Amy Tenderich
Amy Tenderich replied November 18, 2008 1:18 AM 

Good ones, Guys!

Please see the original list here:

http://www.diabetesmine.com/2008/01/you-know-youre.html

My personal fave:

"... when you constantly have the feeling that your life is a science experiment, and it’s NOT just your imagination."

:) AmyT

Richard157 replied November 18, 2008 3:28 AM 

Thanks Amy, those are great!!!

Richard

Gabby replied November 18, 2008 3:46 AM 

I like the one that says we are very apt at multiplication by 15's...that is too true!

Diabetic Connect Member Debe Pendice
Debe Pendice
Debe Pendice replied November 18, 2008 3:39 AM 

When you look in your calendar and your MD's and all your speciality Md's birthdays are mark in it.
When your sending more Christmas cards to Physcians and hospital personnel than relatives.......Debe

Diabetic Connect Member Richard157
Richard157
Richard157 replied November 20, 2008 3:11 PM 

These are from a friend on another site:

...if you cannot eat in a restaurant unless you have a pencil and scrap paper to total your carb count.

...if your spouse knows you will eat dinner sooner, and maybe sit down with everyone else if all of the labels are saved.

...if you get upset at the start of a meal because something doesn't taste right- you need to think of a substitute with an equivelant carb count. Or, you use this failure mode as an excuse to order a desert!!! (Nice save!)

...if you can judge at a stop light if you have enough time to test before the light turns green.

...if you spend a lot of time in the grocery looking at nutritional labels for the carb values.

...if you feel a great load has been lifted from you when you receive more test strips!

fun2u2007 replied November 20, 2008 10:32 PM 

lol those are funny. I am ALWAYS relieved when my 90 day supply of test strips comes in :-)

Diabetic Connect Member marla3300
marla3300
marla3300 replied December 6, 2008 3:56 AM 

You are very funny, I loved this post. I have to add you know you are a diabetic when your injection sights remind you of a connect the dots puzzle.

BeckyJ replied December 6, 2008 3:58 PM 

LOL