Like "I just joined a Gym for Christmas...my sainted hubby paid a year up front just so I would have access to a pool...I have a bad lower back and a bad right knee...so swimming is the ideal exercise for me..What I flipping hate is when people have their kids splashing around in the lap pool....it is a freaking lap pool....they have three flipping pools at the gym where I go...ONLY ONE is a lap pool.....get out of it unless you are planning on swimming laps!!!!..I have ALREADY "spoken" to two woman and the management.....I have plenty of exercise equipment in my house...I am paying $150 bucks a flipping month JUST to have access to the lap pool..I think I should be able to use it to swim laps.......rant over...and I feel much better....smile.. "