Like "went to ohio for thanksgiving, the long ride messed me up. when i got there i asked my daughter if she had something to help. she came up with an old bottle of milk of magnesia. i should have known not to take it when it wouldn't hardly come out of the bottle! it was like clabber. i took it anyway, needless to say, i was most thoroughly cleaned out! never take that stuff when it is clabbered, you'll stay in the reading room for the rest of the night!"