Can I trade in my wife? LOL.

Johnben or JB.
By Johnben or JB. Latest Reply 2011-02-01 00:47:26 -0600
Started 2011-01-28 15:44:53 -0600

Can I trade in my Wife?

I see that on Feb. 14 it is Valentine's day. Should I invest in that? Wondering why I ask? Well, my story goes like this! I feel that any man over age 80 (like me.) should be allowed to sit all day on the porch year round, in his rocking chair, watching the girls go by.
There are several problems with that for me!
1/ I have no porch.
2/ No rocking chair.
3/ Don't live in California . (About the year-round.)
4/ Have a wife. ( A very possessive one!)

Lemmy tell you.
I'm looking for a wife that likes to dip her bread into the yogurt. That's not askin too much now?
I told my wife this morn to just do that and enjoy the marvellous taste that the dip will cause you to enjoy.
She told me that she likes bread with just butter on it. Amagine that! What an insult to the yogurt!
Little later I tried her to try it again! No dice! Then, yes then… everytime I said something to complain about she would say "That's is the yogurt!" I said that I had very cold hands this morning. There she came at me again "That's the yogurt!" Why would a woman pick on me like that? Is there any woman on this board, who enjoys dipping her bread into the yogurt?

Just to justify this posting for diabetes purposes, I believe that for every raindrop that falls… (sorry, got carried away)
I believe that for every dip in the yogurt, you will do better with your diabetes and get the full enjoyment out of life that you deserve. Just like I deserve it (My wife willing.)
My next posting will be dead serious about diabetes and all the happiness connected with that.

Your JB for today!


11 replies

pat3
pat3 2011-02-01 00:47:26 -0600 Report

JB, it sounds like you are retired! lol I agree with your wife, spoons are a neat clean way to eat yogurt! lol Now, go build a front porch, and get a spoon! Hugs, Pat

oldbuttercup
oldbuttercup 2011-01-29 15:28:28 -0600 Report

I'd give you mine if you want.
Wait I am very happy and blessed to have her.
So on second thought no!
I do know what you mean though, every time something comes up she remembers the past way too well.
As for me I have trouble remembering what I said a few sentences ago.

Pynetree
Pynetree 2011-01-29 08:52:49 -0600 Report

Did I just read a posting from your wife…looking for a husband who doesn't dip? LOL! No…eat the yogurt with a spoon…as God, and women, intended for it to be eaten! No need to add a carb. …and start shopping for that <3 Valentine present!

squog master
squog master 2011-01-28 23:27:22 -0600 Report

When one of my nieces was 3. I asked her if she wanted an ice cream sandwich for a snack. to which she replied, "Aunt Barbie, I don't like ice cream on my bread."
Maybe your wife just doesn't like yogurt on her bread. :)

Rainerm
Rainerm 2011-01-28 21:16:40 -0600 Report

Ha! I like this story! I'm siding with the wife. I do like yogurt…but I also like to pick on my husband ;)

CaliKo
CaliKo 2011-01-28 15:54:09 -0600 Report

No, if you're going to trade in your wife, you have to do it the during the trial period, the first 20 years. That's the rules. I believe you're past that so she's stuck with you. I recommend buying a very sweet card for your lovely wife. Hugs.