Senior's Texting Code

By Richard157 Latest Reply 2011-01-12 21:14:04 -0600
Started 2011-01-09 21:29:22 -0600

Now that I am getting on in age, I am thinking about memorizing the following Seniors texting code. I believe in being well prepared.

ATD: At The Doctor's
BFF: Best Friend Farted
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker
&nbs p; Battery Low!
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO: Is My Hearing Aid On?
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
OMSG: Oh My - Sorry, Gas.
ROTFL-CGU: Rolling On The Floor
&nbs p; Laughing.. And Can't Get Up
SGGP: Sorry, Gotta Go Poop
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
WTP: Where's The Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
WMDP: Where's My Darn Phone?
GLKI: Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In
CRS: Can't remember S**t!!

15 replies

Dev 2011-01-11 17:28:03 -0600 Report

I was just thinking of finding the old jokes thread on DC. Needed some laughter today. and there you are :)

glee9349 2011-01-10 17:12:27 -0600 Report

Very cute thinking of them now puts a big smile on my face thanks i havn't had a smile in a while like this.

GabbyPA 2011-01-10 14:35:00 -0600 Report

These are great. I'm not a big fan of them, but I have to say this brings a new meaning to LOL. I will TTYL after I remember WAITT.

Cari Lee
Cari Lee 2011-01-10 10:07:07 -0600 Report

I'm 71 and sure can identify with this. What lovely humor. LOL

Richard157 2011-01-10 11:22:37 -0600 Report

You and I are the same age. I wonder if we will be using this new code? Would the other older folks understand it? LOL!

Cari Lee
Cari Lee 2011-01-10 16:34:16 -0600 Report

Hi Richard,
I honestly think not. Sure hope we don't have to use it any time soon. It's so nice to talk to someone my own age. I love reminiscing about the 50's but can't find to many around any more. lol
Have a wonderful day.

AuntieBear 2011-01-10 01:16:17 -0600 Report

I am only forty so a bunch of this does not apply yet. Glad to know I will have it when I need it. Thanks. I love it.

CaliKo 2011-01-09 21:45:10 -0600 Report

You're giving all new meaning to the text messages I receive!
TFTC (Thanks for the chuckle)