HUMOR - PORK CHOP PRICES (thought id bring a smile to some of your faces!)

By nativity4me Latest Reply 2010-09-08 22:07:54 -0500
Started 2010-09-03 11:40:52 -0500

Pork Chop Prices

A woman goes into a meat market and asks the butcher why his
pork chops are $.99 a pound, when the guy across the street is
selling his for $.89.

The butcher says, "Well, then, why don't you go over there and
buy his?"

The customer replies: "He doesn't have any left."

"Well, that's nothing" the butcher says, "when I don't have
any, I sell mine for only $0.79!"

14 replies 2010-09-04 00:24:11 -0500 Report

I find it mildly amusing but pork isn't good for anyone reguardless of the price. Pork is poisionous for all blood types and I don't care if it is the other white meat. I eat for my blood type now and my health is improving dramatically. I apologize but I disapprove of the FDA's decision saying pork is good for you. Think of how and what a pig eats and imagine you eating it first because that is what you are getting.

nativity4me 2010-09-04 13:15:17 -0500 Report

i happen to be a fan of pork. if i worried about everything i put in my mouth id never eat a thing, fertilizer is often made of manure, you know? the stuff that comes out the back end of an animal? yeah..'poopies'..and its covering the food we eat thats harvested, and we consume. not too worried about THAT are you? or the fact that some companies use chemicals to fertilize their food supplies.

this is a simple JOKE (for humor) (for a laugh) —it could have been ANY FOOD..STRAWBERRIES, lets say… the person who wrote this used pork…its a word in this joke…

if you have a statement, and want the world to hear about it, then, by all means feel free to express it on your own discussion page…

id rather allow people to find a smile than come and have to read some statement made by an ANTI-pork person..

have a great porkless day…

thank you,

davidvermont 2010-09-03 14:50:06 -0500 Report

God calls the Popo and says: "I have good news and bad news. Which would you like first?"
The Pope replies: "Give me the good news first"
God says: I have been watching in dismay over all these centuries as war after war is started and pursued over religous differences. After much thought, I have decided that the solution is to have only one religion on earth."
The Pope exclaims: "That IS good news! … but what's the bad news?"
And God responds: "I'm calling from Salt Lake City."

Harlen 2010-09-03 14:40:20 -0500 Report


nativity4me 2010-09-03 23:23:02 -0500 Report

glad it could make you smile. :) laughter is a great medicine, and comes when we often really need it the most.

Mama Dee
Mama Dee 2010-09-04 09:19:27 -0500 Report

Happy day nativity4me,
Your statement is so true laughter is great for your whole being just as crying. Have a blessed day, stay favored in the name of Jesus.

Working 4 Jesus, & Loving it.
Mama Dee