Pork Chop Prices
A woman goes into a meat market and asks the butcher why his
pork chops are $.99 a pound, when the guy across the street is
selling his for $.89.
The butcher says, "Well, then, why don't you go over there and
The customer replies: "He doesn't have any left."
"Well, that's nothing" the butcher says, "when I don't have
any, I sell mine for only $0.79!"