It's not too late Guys !

By ptsparkle Latest Reply 2010-02-15 14:58:03 -0600
Started 2010-02-14 16:18:33 -0600

What NOT To Give Her For Valentines Day
1. A box of chocolates, clumsily rearranged in an attempt to hide the fact you ate all the caramel ones.

2. Any food item with the words "diet", "light", or "high fiber" on the label.

3. Any video starring Sylvester Stallone or Jim Carrey.

4. Flowers from a hospital's gift shop—or worse, a mortuary's.

5. Any household appliance, power tool or other item from the harder side of Sears.

6. A gift certificate.

7. Cash.

8. Anything you could have bought at the gas station mini-mart on the way over, even if you didn't.

9. An apologetic look and the words "That was today?"

Just in case you are a procrastinator. lol
Happy Valentines all.

19 replies

sweething 2010-02-15 14:58:03 -0600 Report

It's still not too late, and everything is half priced! But she's going to be really mad—one day late, and half price. That doesn't make her so warm and cuddly!

Kira_xo 2010-02-14 19:15:14 -0600 Report

My dear husband went to the pharmacy the other day and picked up my metformin… he then runs in to the bedroom and presents me with my diabetes medication…and a 10 pound box of valentine's day russell stouffers chocolates.

All i could do was look at the pills in his one hand…then look back to the candy…then look back to the pills… and then just look at him like "… uhm… What about this situation does not seem right to you?"


JulieC 2010-02-14 19:30:25 -0600 Report

Awww…thats funny…but not…our poor husbands…they just dont get it do they? I bought my husband chocolotes…but he was good this year and didnt get me anything food :-)

sweething 2010-02-14 18:10:27 -0600 Report

Funny. I guess there are some guys who forget till the day. My husband better not! We got engaged on Valentine's Day!

Danni-the-diabetic 2010-02-14 17:31:37 -0600 Report

Happy Valentines! You can always tell when something came from the corner store, or from the hospital lol usually has something sticking out of it that say "get well soon" or "it's a girl!". One year when I was 17, back when I used to smoke, this guy (we werent dating) came buy my house and got me candles, a stuffed animal and a carton of cigarettes lol

MAYS 2010-02-14 17:35:48 -0600 Report

Everything was fine up until the carton of cigarettes makes you kind of wonder (lol) .

Happy Valentines Day !

2010-02-14 17:55:18 -0600 Report

when i read this, i think, " this man thought enough of you to bring you not one but three gifts and even though one was bad for your lungs..he got you something that he knew you would like"…unlike some men who buy what they like for you instead of buying you something that YOU like…

Harlen 2010-02-14 18:00:17 -0600 Report

Gold is always good lol
I gave a weeked spa with 12 treatments
of anything she likes

Wile I go play poker in Vagas lol

Kira_xo 2010-02-14 17:00:42 -0600 Report

Cash sounded pretty good to me.. lol!

2010-02-14 17:52:01 -0600 Report

I agree. at least i would have the funds to get what I really want. I am drooling over a george foreman 360 grill. okay i'll admit, i'm a kitchen gadget them.

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