A diabetic walks into a bakery and asks the guy behind the counter, "what have you got that is safe for diabetics?"
The Baker says, "Everything. As long as you don't put it in your mouth."
As the salesman was just about to close the shop, two very excited diabetics (Bill and Joe) came running in the door!
"Wow, is that sign for real?" asks Bill.
"Which sign?" Asks the salesman.
"Hello? The one in the front window!" replies Joe.
"Well of course" said the salesman.
"WE'LL TAKE TWO PLEASE! One for each of us!!!"
"What do you want?" inquired the salesman.
"A functioning Pancreas!" exclaimed Bill.
"But this is a music store!!!" Says the salesman.
A look of cofusion falls upon everyone's face.
Joe sheepishly replies, "But the sign says "Organs for sale."
Q- How many diabetics does it take to change a light bulb?
A- None. They will just use their light from their pumps.
Corny, I know.
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