Wine Is Not the Only Drink That's Good For You!
Interview with 101 year-old Hattie Mae MacDonald of Feague, Kentucky:
Joke I got on e-mail. LOL
Reporter: Can you give us some health tips for reaching the age of 101?
Hattie: For better digestion I drink beer.
In the case of appetite loss I drink white wine.
For low blood pressure I drink Red Wine.
In the case of high blood pressure I drink scotch.
And when I have a cold I drink Schnapps.
Reporter: When do you drink water?
Hattie: I've never been that sick