I hope I don't offend anyone with ethnic stereotyping but I thought this was good for a few laughs…hope you do too. (It helps to read it out loud.)
Did you hear about the Italian Chef who died?
He pasta way. We cannoli do so much. His legacy will become a pizza history. Here today, Gone tomato. How sad that he ran out of thyme.
Sending olive my prayers to the family. His wife is really upset. Cheese still not over it. You never sausage a tragic thing. It is such a shame that good people have to die fusilli reasons. He wasn't a farfalle from grace since he is in heaven now.
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