Quotes: If You Would Like To Post More, Love To Read

By Latest Reply 2011-02-17 20:27:09 -0600
Started 2009-02-01 07:03:27 -0600

Sorry about the big mistake in the Topic title, glad to see someone knows me so well, they knew what I meant.

So friends, if you want to join in on the fun, post once again: your quotes.

Here is another Quotes site because again, the page was loading too slow. lol


152 replies

jayabee52
jayabee52 2011-02-17 20:27:09 -0600 Report

Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear. - Ambrose Redmoon

Guardianstone
Guardianstone 2011-01-31 14:07:17 -0600 Report

'Reality is what doesn't go away when we stop believing in it.'
Philip K. Dick

'Challenge seld-defeating thoughts - - - Cope with stressful circumstances, to reprogram unwanted emotional reactions.'
Unknown Author

'Three things to get emotionally upset about . . .
Yourself . . .
Others . . .
Or the world.'
Unknown Author

'Anger is fear with an attitude.'
Spider Robinson

"I'm fine" - 'F-freaked out I-insecure N-neurotic E-emotional'
AA

'Sometimes it's necessary to play'
Guardian stone

'God listens, it may not just be time for what you want.'
Guardian stone

'Bent but not broken. Tossed but not thrown away. Bend as the tree in the wind.'
Guardian stone

'Give yourself a hug. It helps.'
Guardian stone

'Stay here . . . in the safe moment. Don't go into the nightmare.'
Guardian stone

'The world isn't fair, but, a few people are.'
Guardian stone

'Listen to your inner voice . . . It might be right.'
Guardian stone

'When the wolves are at the door, don't leave the windows open.'
Guardian stone

Guardianstone
Guardianstone 2011-01-31 10:13:13 -0600 Report

Sign at a Wichita Kansas radiator shop 'Best place in town to take a leak'

Tap dance class name - 'The ol' ball and chain.'

Anne56
Anne56 2010-03-07 11:00:30 -0600 Report

1) When I die, I want to die like my grandfather—who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.' —Author Unknown

2) Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: 'Take two aspirin' and 'Keep away from children.' —Author Unknown

3) 'Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.' —Drew Carey

4) 'The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.' —Jeff Foxworthy

5) 'If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there is a man on base.' —Dave Barry

6) 'Relationships are hard. It's like a full time job, and we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks' notice. There should be severance pay, the day before they leave you, they should have to find you a temp.' —Bob Ettinger

7) 'My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, 'Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim.'' —Paula Poundstone

8) 'A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: 'Duh.' —Conan O'Brien

9) 'Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, Oh my God.. I could be eating a slow learner.' —Lynda Montgomery

10) 'I think that's how Chicago got started. Bunch of people in New York said, 'Gee, I'm enjoying the crime and the poverty, but it just isn't cold enough. Let's go west.'' —Richard Jeni

11) 'If life were fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.' —Johnny Carson

12) 'Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography.' —Paul Rodriguez

13) 'My parents didn't want to move to Florida , but they turned sixty and that's the law.' —Jerry Seinfeld

14) 'Remember in elementary school, you were told that in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest. What is the logic in that? What, do tall people burn slower?' —Warren Hutcherson

15) 'Bigamy is having one wife/husband too many. Monogamy is the same.' —Oscar Wilde

16) 'Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress.. But I repeat myself.' —Mark Twain

17) 'Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Afghanistan ' —A. Whitney Brown

18) 'You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, 'My God, you're right! I never would've thought of that!'' —Dave Barry

19) Do you know why they call it 'PMS'? Because 'Mad Cow Disease' was taken. —Unknown, presumed deceased

20) 'Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.' — W. C. Fields

And lastly:
21) Why in Hell should I have to Press 1 for English?

Anne56
Anne56 2010-03-01 13:11:39 -0600 Report

Speaking of raising my children, I always taught from Ghandi, "Be the change you wish to see in the world".

Anne56
Anne56 2010-03-01 13:09:16 -0600 Report

This is a quote from a movie that I have used in public speaking. It was said by Katherine Hepburn's character in the movie Adam and Eve (with Spencer Tracy). Hepburn is an attorney. She is discussing a newspaper story with her secretary about a woman who struck her husband and had been charged with assault. The secretary comments that the article probably leaves out that the man came home drunk (again) and was abusive (again) and regardless of that the woman is in jail for defending herself. Hepburn responds angrily, "But how is that fair?!" The secretary says, "Hey, I don't make the rules". Hepburn responds: "Yes you do! We ALL do". I shared this with my children from time to time as they grew up, along with this quote: Silence is the voice of complicity.

Meridian - 26751
Meridian - 26751 2009-03-11 13:44:44 -0500 Report

Nine-tenths of wisdom is appreciation. Go find somebody's hand and squeeze it…while there's still time.
— Dale Dauten

2009-03-11 14:14:28 -0500 Report

All joking and kidding aside, Ken, I do appreciate your friendship. I look forward to coming to this site and seeing what comments you have for me. I'm glad I have someone I can joke around with. Consider your hand squeezed.

Meridian - 26751
Meridian - 26751 2009-03-11 14:51:21 -0500 Report

Are you two trying to make me blush? Seriously, I appreciate the warmth and friendship you have always shared with me. It keeps me coming back. Thank You both.

2009-03-11 16:44:51 -0500 Report

Aw, gee whiz, Ken, I didn't know you could blush. Can't believe you are so bashful. Thought you would have outgrown that years ago. Guess you still a child at heart!!!

Meridian - 26751
Meridian - 26751 2009-03-11 05:59:05 -0500 Report

To deny oneself is to be aware only of Christ and no more of self, to see only Him who goes before and no more the road which is too hard for us.

— Dietrich Bonhoeffer

sparkysmom
sparkysmom 2009-03-09 12:08:54 -0500 Report

If you take responsibility for yourself you will develop a hunger to accomplish your dreams.
- Les Brown

Meridian - 26751
Meridian - 26751 2009-03-09 08:55:05 -0500 Report

A humble person is more likely to be self-confident…a person with real humility knows how much they are loved.

— Cornelius Plantinga, Jr.

sparkysmom
sparkysmom 2009-03-08 13:37:41 -0500 Report

"Do not anticipate trouble, or worry about what may never happen. Keep in the sunlight."
Benjamin Franklin

Meridian - 26751
Meridian - 26751 2009-03-07 05:27:16 -0600 Report

Either make the tree good, and its fruit good; or make the tree bad, and its fruit bad; for the tree is known by its fruit.

— Matthew 12:33

Meridian - 26751
Meridian - 26751 2009-03-07 05:25:20 -0600 Report

If we begin with certainties, we will end in doubt. But if we begin with doubts and bear them patiently, we may end in certainty.

— Francis Bacon

Meridian - 26751
Meridian - 26751 2009-03-07 05:22:46 -0600 Report

To take up the cross of Christ is no great action done once for all; it consists in the continual practice of small duties which are distasteful to us.

— John Henry Newman

Meridian - 26751
Meridian - 26751 2009-03-07 05:20:34 -0600 Report

Spirituality is important in every aspect of my life. I mean, that's why I'm here. That's what I've been blessed to do.

— Denzel Washington

Meridian - 26751
Meridian - 26751 2009-02-28 07:55:09 -0600 Report

Get up in the morning and pray for the Lord's blessings…Pray for guidance. Pray for all these things. And then all the little things kind of slide in.

— Mike Piazza

sparkysmom
sparkysmom 2009-02-27 10:31:02 -0600 Report

"The Old Ones have always said that no matter who despises or ignores you, no matter who keeps you from entering their circles, it is right to pray for them because the are like us, too."
—Larry P. Aitken, CHIPPEWA

sparkysmom
sparkysmom 2009-02-25 19:42:10 -0600 Report

".the Creator was responsible for the existence of everything, a part of the Creator's spirit exists in everything and thus all things are connected."
—Larry P. Aitken, CHIPPEWA

Meridian - 26751
Meridian - 26751 2009-02-25 07:50:11 -0600 Report

We have been given God in our souls and Christ in our flesh. We have the power to believe where others deny, to hope where others despair, to love where others hurt.

roshy
roshy 2009-02-24 07:14:53 -0600 Report

These are actual signs found outside certain buildings!!

At a Music Store: Out to lunch. Bach at 12:30. Offenbach sooner.
At a number of US military bases: Restricted to unauthorized personnel.
At a pizza shop: 7 days without pizza makes one weak.
At a Santa Fe gas station: We will sell gasoline to anyone in a glass container.
At a tire shop in Milwaukee: Invite us to your next blowout.
At a Towing Company: We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.
At a Used Car Lot: Second Hand cars in first crash condition.
At an Auto Body Shop: May we have the next dents?
At an optometrist's office: If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.
At the electric company: We would be delighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't, you will be.
At the entrance of the large machinery plant: Warning to young ladies: If you wear loose clothes, beware of the machinery. If you wear tight clothes, beware of the machinist.
Billboard on the side of the road: Keep your eyes on the road and stop reading these signs.
Car Lot: The best way to get on your feet…Miss a car payment.
Church sign: To remove worry wrinkles, get your faith lifted.
Door of a plastic surgeon’s office: Hello. May we pick your nose?
English Sign in German Cafe: Mothers, Please Wash Your Hands Before Eating.
Gym: Merry Fitness and a Happy New Rear!
In a Beauty Shop: Dye now!
In a cafeteria: Shoes are required to eat in the cafeteria. Socks can eat any place they want.
In a cleaner’s window: Anyone leaving their garments here for more than 30 days will be disposed of.
In a counselors office: Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional.
In a dentist office: Be true to your teeth or they will be false to you.
In a department store: Bargain Basement Upstairs.
In a dry cleaner's emporium: Drop your pants here.
In a dry cleaner's window: Anyone leaving their garments here for more than 30 days will be disposed of.
In a farmer’s field: The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but be aware that the bull charges.
In a Florida maternity ward: No children allowed.
In a health food shop window: Closed due to illness.
In a hotel during a conference: For anyone who has children and doesn’t know it, there is day care on the first floor.
In a Laundromat: Automatic washing machines. Please remove all your clothes when the light goes out.
In a Los Angeles clothing store: Wonderful bargains for men with 16 and 17 necks.
In a Los Angeles dance hall: Good clean dancing every night but Sunday.
In a Maine restaurant: Open seven days a week and weekends.
In a New York medical building: Mental Health Prevention Center
In a New York restaurant: Customers who find our waitresses rude ought to see the manager.
In a non-smoking area: If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
In a Pennsylvania cemetery: Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves.
In a Podiatrist's window: Time wounds all heels.
In a restaurant window: Don't stand there and be hungry, come in and get fed up.
In a safari park: Elephants please stay in your car
In a Tacoma, Washington men's clothing store: 15 men's wool suits - $100 - They won't last an hour!
In a Texas funeral parlor: Ask about our layaway plan.
In a toilet: Toilet out of order. Please use floor below.
In a veterinarian’s waiting room: Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!
In an office building washroom: Toilet out of order. Please use floor below.
In an office: After the tea break, staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board.
In an office: Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday kindly bring it back or further steps will be taken.
In downtown Boston: Callahan Tunnel - NO END
In front of a New Hampshire car wash: If you can't read this, it's time to wash your car.
In the front yard of a funeral home: Drive carefully. We’ll wait.
In the offices of a New Jersey loan company: Ask about our plans for owning your home.
In the vestry of a New England church: Will the last person to leave please see that the perpetual light is extinguished.
In the window of a Kentucky appliance store: Don't kill your wife. Let our washing machine do the dirty work.
In the window of an Oregon general store: Why go elsewhere to be cheated, when you can come here?
Inside a bowling alley: Please be quiet. We need to hear a pin drop.
Maternity Clothes Shop: We are open on Labor Day.
Message on a leaflet: If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons.
Notice in a field: The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges.
On a butcher's window: Let me meat your needs.
On a church door: This is the gate of Heaven. Enter ye all by this door. (This door is kept locked because of the draft. Please use side entrance)
On a desk in a reception room: We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left.
On a display of "I love you only" Valentine cards: Now available in multi-packs.
On a fence: Salesmen welcome. Dog food is expensive.
On a local plumbing company's trucks in NE Pennsylvania: Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.
On a Maine shop: Our motto is to give our customers the lowest possible prices and workmanship.
On a maternity room door: Push. Push. Push.
On a Music Teacher's door: Out Chopin.
On a New York convalescent home: For the sick and tired of the Episcopal Church
On a plumber's truck: We repair what your husband fixed.
On a repair shop door: We can repair anything. (Please knock hard — bell out of order.)
On a restaurant: Try our fish just for the halibut.
On a roller coaster: Watch your head.
On a Scientist's door: Gone Fission
On a taxidermist's window: We really know our stuff.
On a Tennessee highway: Take notice: when this sign is under water, this road is impassable.
On an electrician's truck: Let us remove your shorts.
On an established New Mexico dry cleaning store: Thirty-eight years on the same spot.
On an United Airlines emergency exit row instruction card: If you cannot read this card…
On another Butcher's window: Pleased to meat you.
On the door of a Computer Store: Out for a quick byte.
On the door of a Music Library: Bach in a min-u-et.
On the grounds of a private school in Connecticut: No trespassing without permission.
On the menu of a New Orleans restaurant: Blackened bluefish
On the wall of a Baltimore estate: Trespassers will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law. - Sisters of Mercy
Outside a country shop in West Virginia: We buy junk and sell antiques.
Outside a disco: Smarts is the most exclusive disco in town. Everyone welcome.
Outside a farm: Horse manure, pre-packed bags, $10. Or, do-it-yourself, $1.
Outside a Hotel: Help! We need inn-experienced people.
Outside a muffler shop: No appointment necessary. We heard you coming.
Outside a photographer’s studio: Out to lunch; if not back by five, out for dinner.
Outside a radiator repair shop: Best place in town to take a leak.
Outside a second-hand store: We exchange anything - bicycles, washing machines etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain.
Pizza shop slogan: 7 days without pizza makes one Weak.
Plumber: We repair what your husband Fixed.
Quicksand warning: Quicksand. Any person passing this point will be drowned. By order of the District Council.
Seen during a conference: For anyone who has children and doesn't know it, there is a day care on the first floor.
Sign at the psychic's Hotline: Don't call us, we'll call you.
This was seen on a car being towed by a large motor home: I go where I'm towed to.
Trucks of a local plumbing company in NE Pennsylvania: Don't sleep with a drip call your plumber.

2009-02-24 06:56:20 -0600 Report

I am determined that my children shall be brought up in their father's religion, if they can find out what it is.

Charles Lamb (1775 - 1834)
- More quotations on: [Religion]
Sometimes the facts in my head get bored and decide to take a walk in my mouth. Frequently this is a bad thing.
Scott Westerfeld, So Yesterday, 2004
We lift ourselves by our thought, we climb upon our vision of ourselves. If you want to enlarge your life, you must first enlarge your thought of it and of yourself. Hold the ideal of yourself as you long to be, always, everywhere - your ideal of what you long to attain - the ideal of health, efficiency, success.
Orison Swett Marden (1850 - 1924)

The only way of finding the limits of the possible is by going beyond them into the impossible.
Arthur C. Clarke (1917 - )

To be willing to die for an idea is to set a rather high price on conjecture.
Anatole France (1844 - 1924)

If pregnancy were a book, they would cut the last two chapters.
Nora Ephron

Having a holiday weekend without a family member felt like putting on a sweater that had an extra arm.
Pamela Ribon, Why Girls Are Weird, 2003

sparkysmom
sparkysmom 2009-02-23 21:03:57 -0600 Report

Saw this on a TShirt…I want one!

If you don't stand behind our troops,
PLEASE feel free to stand in front of them

sparkysmom
sparkysmom 2009-02-23 08:29:15 -0600 Report

"I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar."
Robert Brault

"A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out."
Walter Winchell

Meridian - 26751
Meridian - 26751 2009-02-23 06:48:26 -0600 Report

I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.

2009-02-24 06:39:53 -0600 Report

You come up with the best. It almost seems like what kind of mood you are in as to what types of quotes you make each day; whatever you choose, they are always well taken.
Thankyou Ken;
Claudia

Meridian - 26751
Meridian - 26751 2009-02-23 06:47:45 -0600 Report

I am a Nobody.
Nobody is Perfect.
Therefore I am Perfect.

2009-02-23 09:54:13 -0600 Report

Don't tell me, you ran out of something to say??? That can't be possible!!! All that hot air finally ran out. I'm speechless for once in my life!!

Meridian - 26751
Meridian - 26751 2009-02-24 05:32:42 -0600 Report

Now, there's a blessing!!!

2009-02-24 08:52:21 -0600 Report

I knew you would get your voice back!!! Darn, I was just beginning to enjoy the quiet!!! LOL And, yes, I think that I am a blessing, too. But I don't think you mean it the same way as I do!!

Meridian - 26751
Meridian - 26751 2009-02-23 06:46:07 -0600 Report

I believe there is nothing lovelier, deeper, more sympathetic, and more perfect than the Savior; there is in the world only one figure of absolute beauty: Christ.

— Fyodor Dostoevsky

Meridian - 26751
Meridian - 26751 2009-02-22 10:05:48 -0600 Report

What Diabetes Cannot Do.

It can't invade the soul, suppress memories, kill friendships, destroy peace, conquer the spirit, shatter hope, cripple love, corrode faith, steal eternal life, or silence courage.

Meridian - 26751
Meridian - 26751 2009-02-22 09:58:50 -0600 Report

Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is not.

2009-02-22 10:30:48 -0600 Report

You have managed to do both, grow old, but not grow up!!!! LOL By the way, we are getting some of your snow. Not much, but enough that I don't like it. Keep it with you next time!!

sparkysmom
sparkysmom 2009-02-22 08:41:19 -0600 Report

Live in each season as it passes: breathe the air, drink the drink, taste the fruit.
Henry David Thoreau

sparkysmom
sparkysmom 2009-02-21 22:00:09 -0600 Report

"When a community does something together, that community is very happy, jovial, connected and unified."
—Larry P. Aitken, CHIPPEWA

Meridian - 26751
Meridian - 26751 2009-02-21 04:52:02 -0600 Report

Are you weak? Weary? Confused? Troubled? Pressured? How is your relationship with God? Is it held in its place of priority? I believe the greater the pressure, the greater your need for time alone with Him.

— Kay Arthur

sparkysmom
sparkysmom 2009-02-20 20:07:21 -0600 Report

"laughter is a necessity in life that does not cost much, and the Old Ones say that one of the greatest healing powers in our life is the ability to laugh."
—Larry P. Aitken, CHIPPEWA

Meridian - 26751
Meridian - 26751 2009-02-20 10:51:33 -0600 Report

In the long run, we shape our lives, and we shape ourselves. The process never ends until we die. And the choices we make are ultimately our responsibility.
— Eleanor Roosevelt

Meridian - 26751
Meridian - 26751 2009-02-20 05:46:21 -0600 Report

Never forget…the people who make a difference in our lives are not the ones with the most credentials, the most money, or the most awards. They are the ones that care about us.

Meridian - 26751
Meridian - 26751 2009-02-19 05:51:31 -0600 Report

Forever on Thanksgiving Day the heart will find the pathway home.

— Wilbur D. Nesbit

2009-02-19 07:30:47 -0600 Report

Thanks again for quotes, I read when I can, but it's been tough since I have gotten so ill and still no diagnosis. I have a little more equipment to help me along while waiting.
Keep writing cause you are so inspiring.
Claudia

Meridian - 26751
Meridian - 26751 2009-02-19 08:18:20 -0600 Report

I agree with you Claudia. Cute quotes are so much more meaningful and easier to remember than when the same thing is said in a long drawn out way. Just one of the many lessons I've learned from Abe Lincoln.

roshy
roshy 2009-02-19 10:40:09 -0600 Report

i met a little elf man one day
down where the lillys grow
i asked him why he was so small
and why he did not grow

He slightly frowned then with a smile
he looked me through and through
Im just as big for me said he
as you are big for you

ilearned that when i was 9 years old, i havent forgotten it ; yet!!

but thats cute for ya!!!

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