Wednesday Groaner...LOL

sparkysmom
By sparkysmom Latest Reply 2009-01-22 00:32:54 -0600
Started 2009-01-21 10:19:49 -0600

A Southern Baptist minister was completing a temperance sermon.

With great emphasis he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river." And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."

Sermon complete, he then sat down. The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, "For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365, Shall We Gather at the River."


10 replies

Avera
Avera 2009-01-22 00:32:54 -0600 Report

This was an especially good one! I enjoyed the smile and will pass this on for others to enjoy!

2009-01-21 10:53:21 -0600 Report

A good joke to put a smile on your face. I never really thought I would like to go swimming in the river, but this makes it sound worthwhile!!!