LOL for Saturday

sparkysmom
By sparkysmom Latest Reply 2009-01-21 10:36:57 -0600
Started 2009-01-17 14:22:48 -0600

Jimy-Joe went to a pet shop and asked how many budgies were in stock. "We have 99" replied the shop owner "Give us the lot" said the Jimmy-Joe, paid for them and left. He went to a tailors shop and had 99 pockets sewn into a jacket, put a budgie in each pocket, went up to the Post Office Tower and jumped off.

He hit the ground with an almighty smack and lay there groaning until a passer-by came and asked him what had happened. "I don't know sur" he replied "but that's the last time I try that budgie jumping"


31 replies

Richard157
Richard157 2009-01-18 08:33:54 -0600 Report

Thanks, good joke! He should not have put the budgies in pockets. They were not able to flap their wings. If he had used crazy glue and attached their feet to the jacket then there would have been 198 wings flapping. He could have floated to the ground with ease. If he trained the budgies properly to fly him wherever he wanted to go he could save a lot on plane tickets. LOL!!!!!

Meridian - 26751
Meridian - 26751 2009-01-18 08:50:12 -0600 Report

You've tried this haven't you Richard? I'd need a lot more than 198 wings, unless they were eagle wings.

Richard157
Richard157 2009-01-18 10:20:54 -0600 Report

WOW! 99 eagles attached to you and flapping their wings!! That is just plain scarey. LOL!

highlandcitygirl
highlandcitygirl 2009-01-21 08:46:39 -0600 Report

its your fault, shouldn't have told me to put those beans in my nose! i thought since they were in my nose i should put them in my ears too! see what a problem you caused!

Kathy Cook
Kathy Cook 2009-01-18 02:07:29 -0600 Report

This was a great joke. I really laughed.

It's good to laugh, both for mood & your health. Reader's Digest even has a section called "Laughter is the Best Medicine". I mention it here in case there is someone that isn't aware of that fact.

Thanks for the joke.

Bluebutterfly
Bluebutterfly 2009-01-17 16:13:46 -0600 Report

Thanks I needed that.

myrtle - 28871
myrtle - 28871 2009-01-17 16:18:25 -0600 Report

whats a budgie?

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