Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity

By caragypsy Latest Reply 2009-01-12 20:51:58 -0600
Started 2009-01-08 14:31:56 -0600

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write " For Smuggling Diamonds"
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8 . Don't use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity…
Send This E-mail To Someone To Make Them Smile.
Its Called … therapy
Live Well, Laugh Often, Love Much


15 replies

GabbyPA 2009-01-11 20:31:46 -0600 Report

You know...I have done some of these. I have done 8 and if you do it without spaces is can really bend your mind.

2009-01-11 06:57:33 -0600 Report

I won, I won, I soooo love that one' great post. Claudia nice to see some happy attitudes, isn't it.

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LadyDi - 26259Miller 2009-01-10 20:55:26 -0600 Report

I actually did do #11 many years ago (accidently) when my kids were very small, and I have never lived it down. They laughed 'til we all were crying.

sexyswamprat 2009-01-10 20:45:42 -0600 Report

Oh my god Cara this has to be one of the funniest things I have read in a long long time. Number 1 being my favorite. I'm glad I finally read it. I'm sending it to everyone I know. They will love it. Thanks, laughter really is the best medicine. Lynda

sexyswamprat 2009-01-11 19:04:51 -0600 Report

Cara, I have gotton emails back from everyone that I sent this to. They all love it and said that they really needed a good laugh. It's priceless.

2009-01-08 16:11:44 -0600 Report

Now, I think this is really funny. LOL However, I'm almost afraid that if I really did some of these things, my family and friends would be sending me to the "funny" farm!!!

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