You Are Old When...........

By Richard157 Latest Reply 2009-01-14 09:58:25 -0600
Started 2009-01-05 14:42:50 -0600

Old Is When:

Your friend compliments you on your
new alligator shoes and you're barefoot.

A gorgeous babe catches your fancy and
your pacemaker opens the garage door.

You don't care where your spouse
goes, just as long as you don't have to go along.

You are cautioned to slow down by
the doctor instead of by the police.

"Getting lucky" means you find your
car in the parking lot.

Senior Party Games

Sag, You're it

Pin the Toupee on the bald guy

Kick the bucket

Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over

Simon says something incoherent

Spin the Bottle of Mylanta

Musical recliners

20 questions shouted into your good ear.

Ten Advantages Of Growing Older

1. Your joints are more accurate than the
National Weather Service.

2. Kidnappers ignore you.

3. Sexual harassment charges against you just don't stick.

4. People no longer think you're a hypochondriac.

5. Your secrets are now safe with your friends because
they can't remember them either.

6. Your eyes won't get much worse.

7. You're no longer expected to run into a burning building.

8. Whatever you buy now won't wear out.

9. In a hostage situation, you're likely to be released first.

10. There's nothing left to learn the hard way.

16 replies

Meridian - 26751
Meridian - 26751 2009-01-14 06:46:53 -0600 Report

Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me, I want people to know "why" I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.

2catty 2009-01-06 22:24:43 -0600 Report

That is so hilarious. I gotta tell my dad these jokes. In his good ear that is. Sounds just like him.LOL. Sounds like my grand-ma too.

Debe Pendice
Debe Pendice 2009-01-05 18:11:12 -0600 Report

You know your old when your back goes out and you stay home.

You know your old when your fixing the wrinkles in your socks and you aren't wearing any.

Debe Pendice
Debe Pendice 2009-01-14 06:23:23 -0600 Report

You know you are old when…

At the breakfast table you hear "snap, crackle and pop" and your not eating cereal.

Your knees buckel but your belt don't.

You sink your teeth into a steak and they stay there.

You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it moving.

When happy hour is a nap.

Your idea of weightlifting is standing up.

Hope youe enjoy!!!…Debe$

2009-01-05 18:07:50 -0600 Report

Richard, you're going to have to buy me more ink for my printer! I called my mother and read this one to her too and she wants a copy of it! This is so funny, we loved it! Thanks for making my day! Angie

2009-01-05 15:01:00 -0600 Report

Richard, where do you get all this stuff; these are a riot, thanks for sharing again. Claudia

Richard157 2009-01-05 16:26:26 -0600 Report

Claudia, my sister Shirley in Virginia is an even bigger nut than me. That is hard to believe isn't it? LOL! She is a member of a group that sends jokes and interesting pictures and such to one another. She joined my name to that list so now I get all the good stuff. I post one here occasionally. I don't want to saturate this site with funny stuff and things that have nothing to do with diabetes. I asked one of the administrators about doing this and I was told it is OK but I was reminded that this is a site primarily intended for diabetes topics. I agree with that so I am keeping my funny stuff to a minimum.