(IDK) Funny ? not to offend any one, just to make you smile...

By Jlynn Latest Reply 2008-12-02 04:50:54 -0600
Started 2008-12-01 12:31:04 -0600

Three guys(a regular Joe Blow,a musician, and a diabetic) walk into a bar.

The J.B. orders a beer.
The musician orders a scotch on the rocks.
The diabetic orders a diet coke.

Half a dozen beers later,the J.B. climbs up on the the bar and begins belting out a drunken melody. Soon, people begin to leave the bar. More people leave, until only the musician, the diabetic, and the bartender remain. The J.B. changes his pitch, and the musician claps his hands over his ears and rushes out. Only the diabetic remains, and he calmly finishes his diet coke, seemingly unfazed by the horrible caterwauling. Eventually, the J.B. gets tired of singing and shuffles out of the bar. The bartender asks the diabetic why he didn't leave.

"Wrong type of key tone" replies the diabetic.

(yeah, pretty lame but its my first attempt at creating a diabetes joke..)

I wont take credit for the Joke, I cant , so will add the info,

7 replies

Sailor - 20977
Sailor - 20977 2008-12-01 23:39:49 -0600 Report

I love a joke but some I just don't get. This is one whats tone got to do with it. Maybe I'll laugh tommorow

Debe Pendice
Debe Pendice 2008-12-02 03:15:17 -0600 Report

If I am getting the joke right, I think it means keytones(like when you check your urine for keytones?). If its not that maybe I didn't get the joke either. But the cartoons were funny to me…Debe

Avera 2008-12-01 23:31:25 -0600 Report

I am not offended! It was a really good joke and I am always ready for a good smile!

caragypsy 2008-12-01 12:38:36 -0600 Report

Well I smiled and it's good for a first attempt. I could not write a joke if my life depended on it. Cara

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