things to ponder

By jimLE Latest Reply 2012-12-19 01:13:34 -0600
Started 2012-12-16 12:49:46 -0600

Why do some ranchers put old boots on fence posts?

Why does the Indiana driver's license include in its list of possible restrictions "B" for "Blind"?

Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow? And even then only to be troubled and insecure?

Is Santa so jolly because he knows where all the bad girls live?

If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him…is he still wrong?

Why are there 5 syllables in the word monosyllabic?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

If the entire world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

Why do old women die their hair blue?

Does a fish get cramps after eating?

Why does the psychic hotline ask for your credit card number? Shouldn't they already know it?

If someone invented instant water, what would they mix it with?

How do they get deer to cross at the yellow sign?

Why are school buses painted yellow?

Did Washington just flash a quarter for his ID?

If you choke a Smurf what color would it turn?

If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?

If you're an atheist and swear on the bible, have you committed perjury?

Why do they report power outages on TV?

Why do tugboats push their barges?

If a man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?

Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?

Why do your feet swell on airplanes?

Was the only reason God gave us a shin is to find things in the dark?

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red flower lady
red flower lady 2012-12-17 18:29:09 -0600 Report

Now you did it! I thought I could get through this year without thinking, and now I'm going to have to break down due to your list. Ahhhhh, only had two weeks to go darn you:D Hugs

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