senility sayings

By jayabee52 Latest Reply 2011-12-30 15:37:39 -0600
Started 2011-12-27 22:44:09 -0600

God, grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do like, and the eyesight to tell the difference.
Now that I'm "older" (but refuse to grow up), here's what I've discovered: I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
My wild oats have turned into All-Bran.
I finally got my head together, and now my body is falling apart.
If all is not lost, where is it?
It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.
These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter. I go somewhere to get something and then wonder what I'm hereafter.

6 replies

jigsaw 2011-12-29 07:57:00 -0600 Report

I read your discusion here, I read your discussion here, what was it I was trying to say????? Oh yea, I read your discussion here! Uh oh! What was it that I read?????

pandalays 2011-12-28 06:25:12 -0600 Report

O Divine Lion of courage!teach me and my friends to overcome fear by understanding its uselessness.May we not anaesthetize with forbodings our unlimited ability as Thy children to meet successfully anytest of life.
Teach us O infinite Spirit!that weather we are awake or asleep,alert or daydreaming,living or dying,Thine all-protecting presence encircle us.

granniesophie 2011-12-28 05:59:23 -0600 Report

Thanks for the laugh James! I am having a tough time right now, and everyone posting funny stuff is just the right "medicine" for me!
Laughter really does help :)