Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged

jayabee52
By jayabee52 Latest Reply 2011-12-27 19:51:59 -0600
Started 2011-12-25 07:48:31 -0600

SCHIZOPHRENIA:
Do you Hear What I Hear?

MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER:
We Three Queens Disoriented Are

DEMENTIA:
I Think I'll Be Home for Christmas

NARCISSISTIC:
Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

MANIC:
Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and
Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and
Busses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and…

PARANOID:
Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me.

PERSONALITY DISORDER:
You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout,
Maybe I'll tell you Why.

DEPRESSION:
Silent Anedonia, Holy Anhedonia, All is Flat, All is Lonely.

OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE DISORDER:
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell
Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell,
Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle
Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell,

Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,
Jingle Bell, Jingle
Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock,

Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle
Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell,
Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle
Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell,

Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock…(better start again)

PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE PERSONALITY:
On the First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave to
Me (and then took it all away).

BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER:
Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire.


11 replies

Type1Lou
Type1Lou 2011-12-26 17:47:38 -0600 Report

Love these, James!…(Did you ever listen to Tom Lehrer? He was a Singer/satirist from the 60's and 70's…he was demented too…I loved his stuff)

jayabee52
jayabee52 2011-12-27 04:24:26 -0600 Report

I may have heard his tunes but I don't recoginze the name.

Type1Lou
Type1Lou 2011-12-27 17:31:16 -0600 Report

Some of Lehrer's songs that come to mind are "The Masochism Tango", "The Vatican Rag," "So Long Mom, I'm Off to Drop a Bomb",and "Be Prepared" He also appeared on a television show called "That Was the Week That Was"…I think…the mind is a terrible thing…

jayabee52
jayabee52 2011-12-27 19:51:59 -0600 Report

I am gonna have to have my friend who was a DJ look those up. They're not ringing a bell. They sound like fun.

Gabby
GabbyPA 2011-12-25 15:39:11 -0600 Report

I love it. The compulsive disorder one could be deck the halls as well. Fa la la la la, la la la la...

Young1s
Young1s 2011-12-25 08:09:52 -0600 Report

Hahahaha!! You are one crazy dude James. I think OCD and PARANOID are too funny but MANIC takes the cake. SCHIZOPHRENIA went right over my head, until I read the whole thing. Maybe there should have been a clueless song for me. That's a disorder right? :P Merry Christmas James.

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