By grandmaducky Latest Reply 2011-08-13 09:48:26 -0500
Started 2011-08-11 11:24:06 -0500

this is a joke i repeat this is a joke.
I am just wondering it you took and ate 100 percent of fiber at every meal
and it made you poop 6 times a day how much weight do you think we could lose? this is just me trying to figure out how to lose weight and not lose my mind at the same time :) my mind think strange things some time i think it helps keep me sane to laugh about stuff

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Jim Edwards
Jim Edwards 2011-08-12 12:07:11 -0500 Report

Well, let's see. If you ate 2 pounds of fiber at a meal and chewed it until you could swallow it, you would lose 1/4 pound from the chewing process. Now, when it was processed, you would need to weight the output, and your first output would be the largest as it would be cleaning out the sins of your past life from your colon. So, lets say your first output weighed in at 3.25 pounds. Now, since you have not eaten anymore fiber or other stuff your second output would be smaller, say 1.5 pounds. Time for lunch. Prepared for you is 3 pounds of pure fiber. Now the first time it was a little rough, so you decide to chew this a little better, so you lose 3/4 of a pound from chewing. Now your 1st after lunch output is a disappointing 2.25 pounds, but your second one helps at an even 2 pounds. Supper time, the main meal of the day. 5 pounds of fiber. Chewing helps to shave 1.25 pounds. A brisk walk after dinner drops another 3 pounds. Whoops you walked too far and need to use the bushes and collect your specimen for weighing at home. Wow! 3.5 pounds. Immediately followed by #6 for the day, at 3 pounds. It is 9:00 and you are not feeling so good, too much fiber…up comes another 2 pounds.
So, 10 pounds in and you minused out 23 pounds. So you would lose 13 pounds the first day! And would reconsider your diet for day 2! Hope this helps! Jim

Nova69 2011-08-11 20:11:41 -0500 Report

It must work. Did you ever see a fat termite?

grandmaducky 2011-08-13 09:48:26 -0500 Report

no thats true and i don't want to see them either that means they are trying to eat my house with out asking me if they would have asked i would have shared with them bad bad bad bugs ugh

jayabee52 2011-08-11 13:28:05 -0500 Report

I think it is VERY HEALTHY for your mental health to be able to laugh at yourself. I laugh at things I do all the time.