Just for a laugh

Jim Edwards
By Jim Edwards Latest Reply 2013-06-13 21:28:18 -0500
Started 2011-07-15 14:45:51 -0500

Just got an email that brought a smile to my face:

Can't afford a doctor?
Just go to the airport. You will get a complete physical, a breast exam, a free x-ray and if you mention Al Qaeda, you will get a free colonoscopy!


50 replies

Auburn Bill
Auburn Bill 2011-07-18 18:22:42 -0500 Report

I am surprised they dont add these checks as "addition taxes" onto yoiur plane fare! Now theres another way for Taxes to be added onto us! Hope no one is reading this from the Safety Transporation Authority! Another way to "balance the bufget" for Washington Idiots!! Grandpa Bill

Auburn Bill
Auburn Bill 2011-07-17 11:33:47 -0500 Report

I was lucky the last time at Syracuse airport, due to mr being with a security guard pushing me in a wheelchair, I was bypassed on th ecolonoscopy! My family doctor insists on this exam for the past several years, no way! I hear they can "see right thru you now" - they need an x wide screen for me! HaHAHA, Grandpa Bill

Mysterylover
Mysterylover 2011-07-16 16:01:05 -0500 Report

Thanks I really needed that laugh. It feels good to have a good laugh sometimes.

nzingha
nzingha 2011-07-16 13:42:29 -0500 Report

This is a good one.. will remember it when the need arises

nzingha
nzingha 2011-07-16 13:43:07 -0500 Report

by the way…I swear when I eat the food is going straight into my the nerves of hands and feet. I feel these weird sensations from them while I am eating? has anyone ever had this experience.. what is going on in my body here?

Auburn Bill
Auburn Bill 2011-07-17 11:39:53 -0500 Report

I sometimes have problems holding my fork, spoon or knife when eating. This is not the same as you are experiencing, but to get the food to my mouth at times is a miracle. My hands are weak at times, need a sharp knife to cut the meat or vegatable. At least I can eat the good meals my wife Linda prepares for us@ Grandpa Bill

mysteria7130
mysteria7130 2011-08-16 16:07:07 -0500 Report

My father would shake a lot at times.I bought him a traveling mug. It helped him a little. My mother had a hard time holding eating utensils, so my dad got a piece of blue foam rubber that was hollowed out in the middle enough to slide the handle of her fork and her spoon. It helped her eat a little better.

jayabee52
jayabee52 2011-07-16 14:51:31 -0500 Report

i realize this is off-topic for this discussion, but can you describe these "wierd sensations"? (better yet, start a new discussion with this as your question)

nzingha
nzingha 2011-07-16 17:24:10 -0500 Report

i will but i have to think it thru to put it in words…cause its weird…as i said.. really weird feelings…

nzingha
nzingha 2011-07-17 11:33:06 -0500 Report

i think its spikes… cause i have been checking the readings then.. and its usually high.. so maybe thats it but its new to me…this real set in of diabetes and its symptoms are new to me… the weakness in my legs, the numbenesss from time to time in my little and ring fingers on the left… r offshoots of this disease…

50Jewels
50Jewels 2011-07-15 23:09:54 -0500 Report

So did your email include photos of what the body scan looks like? The one someone sent me did. Did you hear about the politician in SLC that refused to go through the body scan? He made the news and he accused the security people of harassment because they held him for over an hour before they would finally clear him to go on. Maybe that is why they have you arrive 2 hours early. Just in case you say, "No!" they can hold you for the line having the complete physical.

TrueBeliever
TrueBeliever 2011-07-15 21:57:51 -0500 Report

Hey, I've got to fly in a week or so, I can cancel my doctor's appt. Soon they'll want blood samples at the airport. We can forget ObamaCare. They'll give us a choice, come in every 6 months or go visit your local airport. LOL

Jim Edwards
Jim Edwards 2011-07-18 08:24:06 -0500 Report

It depends on the airport on what they have. The International Airports have more stuff. I forget what the initials are for the airport security force, but you can go to their website and you will find that you can carry on bottled water in a reasonable quantity (I had 6 bottles for 10 hours between 1st takeoff and final destination), plus all of my medications with me, as well as my CPAP machine.

Tender Tips
Tender Tips 2011-07-15 17:07:13 -0500 Report

Saw a person getting the full body pat-down at O'Hare recently. Oh my! Wasn't happening to me and I still blushed…

gramme
gramme 2011-07-15 16:16:26 -0500 Report

lqtm

Jim Edwards
Jim Edwards 2011-07-18 18:17:26 -0500 Report

I give up. I have spent to much time trying to figure it out. So has everyone else, but I am the only one who will humble himself to ask. What is lqtm? Laughing quietly to myself is the only thing I could come up with! Jim

gramme
gramme 2011-07-18 20:25:09 -0500 Report

you're right..I don't remember where I seen that..I like it better that lol

Jim Edwards
Jim Edwards 2011-07-19 14:14:10 -0500 Report

Yeah, especially when LOL does double duty with Lots of Love and Laugh out loud!
As in, "I am sorry your mother died. lol" or "I am glad your test went well. lol"

jayabee52
jayabee52 2011-07-15 16:10:18 -0500 Report

OH MY! I didn't see those full body scans at the airport when I flew from Vegas to Detroit. All they had was the metal detectors in operation

I expect the body scans be in operation in Detroit when I make my return flight on the 27th. LoL!

Jim Edwards
Jim Edwards 2011-07-18 08:25:44 -0500 Report

Just be careful if they ask you to touch your toes or grab your ankles!

RAINDANCER1950
RAINDANCER1950 2011-07-15 15:23:52 -0500 Report

now ! thats an idea , whos' time has come…we should gather in mass and march on a major airport…demanding our x-rays etc…that would have 'em rethinking security…for sure…wouldn't we all look so silly on the 5 o'clock news !too funny ! loved it !