Things to pnoder

BandonBob
By BandonBob Latest Reply 2011-12-06 17:49:34 -0600
Started 2011-04-08 11:08:00 -0500

I received an email that had things to ponder in it and I thought I would share with all of my friends here on DC. It brings both a chuckle and some thought. My favorite is number 4.
1. I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I found out that most people die of natural causes.
2. There are two kinds of pedestrians, the quick and the dead.
3. Life is sexually transmitted.
4. Healthy is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
5. The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.


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Caroltoo
Caroltoo 2011-12-06 17:49:34 -0600 Report

Thanks for the humor, Bob. I live to laugh.

Over here #2 is a serious issue…they step right out in front of the car while texing their friends on the mainland to say they just saw Kamehameha's stature (or whatever).

I think #4 is my favorite…so true, but still funny! Thanks.

roshy
roshy 2011-12-06 17:38:06 -0600 Report

ah number three is a good one!! life is sexually transmitted . . . and infectous i reckon!!
Thanks for that!!! ill be pondering all night now!!

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